Better Days

Cold water
 For a straight jacket case
 Just role the cameras
 And I swear I'll be okay
 Now 3, 2, 1
 This is daily news
 And breaking
 By a show of hands
 Who else in here is faking?
 This is where it all went wrong
 And the words you said were subtle
 But enough to break the ice
 His is a perfect way to end it
 And I told you I was clever
 But I think you'll be surprised
 You've got a knack
 For finding
 Red carpet thrills
 And you've got the nerves
 But baby I've got the skills
 Now listen up
 Get your elbows off the table
 Keep your mouth wide shut
 Cause I've got something else
 To tell you
 This is where it all went wrong
 And the words you said were subtle
 But enough to break the ice
 This is a perfect way to end it
 And I told you I was clever
 But I think you'll be surprised
 Here's your last chance
 To clap along with me
 And here's the part
 Where the audience gets to sing
 Now it's 5 to 1
 If you were looking for a setup
 By a show of hands
 Who else in here is fed up?
 This is where it all went wrong
 And the words you said were subtle
 But enough to break the ice
 This is a perfect way to end it
 And I told you I was clever
 But I think you'll be surprised
 Just tap your shoes now baby
 And whisper
 "There's no place like home"
 Cause we're not
 In Kansas anymore