Guilty As Charged

Good morning, your honor
 May I approach the bench?
 I don't give a damn what anyone thinks
 I stay up all night and I smoke and I drink
 I'm a wanted man and I'm blowin' town
 Don't waste your time tryin' to hunt me down
 The cops are sayin' I belong behind bars
 And I'm guilty, I'm guilty as charged
 I ain't never lost a fight in my life
 I'll send you home crying to your fat and ugly wife
 If you don't believe me when I tell you this
 Well, let me introduce you to my rock hard fist
 If you're accusing me of living too hard
 Well I'm guilty, I'm guilty as charged
 I ain't asking God to forgive my sins
 Take a good look and you'll know where I've been
 I'm dancing with the devil every night and everyday
 People pay attention to the things that I say
 I don't need anybody's help to rise above it
 If you don't like the way I'm livin' buddy, why don't you shove it?
 When you feel the ground shaking underneath your feet
 Oh, that's yours truly walkin' down the street
 Come a little closer, girl, I'll show you my scars
 And I'm guilty, I'm guilty as charged
 If you're saying my love is too large
 Then I'm guilty, I'm guilty as charged
 Oh, I'm guilty, I'm guilty as charged
 You got me, I'm guilty as charged