Analog Man

Welcome to cyberspace, I'm lost in the fog
 Everything's digital I'm still analog
 When something goes wrong
 I don't have a clue
 Some 10-year-old smart ass has to show me what to do
 Sign on with high speed you don't have to wait
 Sit there for days and vegetate
 I access my email, read all my spam, I'm an analog man.
 The whole world's living in a digital dream
 It's not really there
 It's all on the screen
 Makes me forget who I am
 I'm an analog man
 Yeah I'm an analog man in a digital world
 I'm gonna get me an analog girl
 Who loves me for what I am
 I'm an analog man
 What's wrong with vinyl, I think it sounds great
 LPs, 45s, 78s but that's just the way I am
 I'm an analog man
 Turn on the tube, watch until dawn
 One hundred channels, nothing is on
 Endless commercials, endless commercials, endless commercials
 The whole world's glued to the cable TV
 It looks so real on the big LCD
 Murder and violence are rated PG, too bad for the children
 They are what they see
 The whole world's living in a digital dream
 It's not really there
 It's all on the screen
 Makes me forget who I am
 I'm an analog man
 Yeah I'm an analog man in a digital world
 I'm gonna get me an analog girl
 Who loves me for what I am
 I'm an analog man
 Yeah I'm an analog man in a digital world