Stranger Than Fiction

Stranger Than Fiction
 Joe Jackson
 Please mister can't you help me try to find my baby's house
 It's three in the morning in the pouring rain
 I can't find the house and i forgot the number
 But I gotta give her these roses to relieve her pain
 Don't laugh . . . just tell me you've been there before
 So we fight but we fight every evening
 And I tell you every morning I just love her more
 And life goes on . . . filled with disasters and friction
 And life can be strange
 But love can be stranger than fiction
 Only love can be stranger than fiction
 Excuse me operator . . . tell me what time it is
 Me and my lover been in bed all day
 I think I strained a muscle
 I didn't know I had
 And tell me what day it is anyway
 Don't laugh . . . just tell me you hear what I say
 I love her so much I don't even know what planet I'm on
 Love her so much I wish she'd just go away
 And life goes on . . . filled with bizarre contradictions
 And life can be strange
 But love can be stranger than fiction
 Only love can be stranger than fiction
 I know that sometimes love goes
 But sometimes it comes back to getcha
 And when love grows
 It grows like a flower or grows like a tumor
 Love shows that God has a sense of humor
 Life goes on . . . ever immune to prediction
 And life can be strange
 But love can be stranger than fiction
 Only love can be stranger than fiction