Stanger Than You

At a bar on 43rd at quarter to two
 Met my friend the Chinese Elvis
 And hoisted a few
 He talks like Mickey Mouse
 And sees with x-ray eyes
 Lives in a cardboard house
 I almost gave him the prize
 Until you came along
 Thanks for opening my eyes
 Things you do, right or wrong
 It should come as no surprise
 When you live in a town
 Where there's always somebody
 Stranger than you
 (Stranger than you)
 At 83rd and Amsterdam
 There's an Indian Jew
 Who pierced all his private parts
 With a permanent screw
 He sleeps on a bed of nails
 Which came from outer space
 And in my taller tales
 I gave him pride of place
 Until you came along
 Thanks for opening my eyes
 Things you do, right or wrong
 It should come as no surprise
 When you live in a town
 Where there's always somebody
 Stranger than you
 (Stranger than you)
 I'm not complaining even though
 I'm not sure what you are
 I've got the strangest feeling
 Good about this love bizarre
 I could have stayed in bed
 Hiding from this freaky show
 I'm happy that instead
 I knew just where to go
 When you came along
 Thanks for opening my eyes
 Things you do, right or wrong
 It should come as no surprise
 When you live in a town
 Where there's always somebody
 Stranger than you
 (Stranger than you)
 Are you a boy?
 (Stranger than you)
 Are you a girl?
 (Stranger than you)
 Are you an oyster?
 (Stranger than you)
 Are you a pearl?
 (Stranger than you)
 Are you a fish?
 (Stranger than you)
 Are you a fowl?
 (Stranger than you)
 Are you an angel?
 (Stranger than you)
 Are you from hell?
 (Stranger than you)
 Are you a boy?
 (Stranger than you)
 Are you a girl?
 (Stranger than you)
 Are you an oyster?
 (Stranger than you)
 Are you a pearl?
 (Stranger than you)
 Are you a fish?
 (Stranger than you)