I'm The Man

Pretty soon now
 You know I'm gonna make a comeback
 And like the birds and the bees in the trees
 It's a sure-fire smash
 I'll speak
 To the masses throughout the media
 And if you got anything to say to me
 You can say it with cash
 'Cause I got the trash and you got the cash
 So baby we should get along fine
 So give me all your money 'cause I know you think I'm funny
 Can't you hear me laughing, can't you see me smile
 I'm the man
 I'm the man that gave you the hula-hoop
 I'm the man
 I'm the man that gave you the yo-yo
 Kung Fu
 That was one of my good ones
 Well what's a few broken bones
 When we all know it's good clean fun
 Skateboards
 I've almost made them respectable
 You see I can't always get through to you
 So I go for your son
 I had a giant rubber shark and it really made a mark
 Didja looka looka look it Alla blood
 Give me all your money 'cause I know you think I'm funny
 Can't you hear me laughing, can't you see me smile
 I'm the man
 I'm the man that gave you the hula-hoop
 I'm the man
 I'm the man that gave you the yo-yo
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 Right now
 I think I'm gonna plan a new trend
 Because the line on the graph's getting low
 And we can't have that
 And you think you're immune
 But I can sell you anything
 Anything from a thin safety pin
 To a pork pie hat
 'Cause I got the trash and you got the cash
 So baby we should get along fine
 Why don't you give me all your money 'cause I know you think I'm funny
 Can't you hear me laughing, can't you see me smile
 I'm the man
 I'm the man that gave you the hula-hoop
 I'm the man
 I'm the man that gave you the yo-yo
 I'm the man
 I'm the man that gave you the hula-hoop
 I'm the man
 I'm the man that gave you the yo-yo
 I'm the man
 I'm the man
 I'm the man
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