The Bacon Shake (feat. Fred Schneider)

Now listen to my story
 And listen to it well
 Good girls go to Heaven
 And bad girls raise a lotta Hell
 I was always a proper lady
 From the finest finishing school
 But when I went to college
 I finally broke the rules
 Alright, boy
 Beat it
 Well, I went with friends to a party
 Where they served forbidden booze
 And all of a sudden I realized
 Inhibitions I was gonna lose
 Where once all I drank was pecoe
 Gin turned me into a freakshow
 Play that wild piano
 And beat those savage drums
 All night long I'll shake it
 Come on everybody
 It's fun!
 (She's shakin' her bacon)
 Come on boys, it's sizzlin'
 (She's shakin' her bacon)
 And then shimmy 'til it fizzles
 (Her bacon is shakin')
 Come on, it's nice and hot
 (Her bacon is shakin')
 I'm serving it, ready or not!
 Alright, everybody
 Do the bacon shake
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 Well, I hope these walls are sturdy
 Because when I get to shakin'
 The whole place starts to swing and sway
 And all kinds of things start breaking
 Bumping and grinding in every direction
 South, north, west, and east
 Ha! Everybody watch out for me
 'Cause I can't control this beast
 Ah ha ha ha!
 Pour me another
 Can't help us out if I've just begun
 Shake it, y'all
 Let's have some fun
 And it gets so wild that when I shake
 I'm known around town as the Lady Earthquake
 'Cause
 (Hiccups)
 (She's shakin' her bacon)
 Come on boys, it's sizzlin'
 (She's shakin' her bacon)
 And then shimmy 'til it fizzles
 (Her bacon is shakin')
 Come on, it's nice and hot
 (Her bacon is shakin')
 And I'm serving it, ready or not!
 'Cause my bacon is shakin'
 (Her bacon is shakin')
 Well, I'm shakin' my bacon
 (She's shakin' her bacon)
 My bacon is shakin'
 Come on, it's nice and hot
 Oh, my bacon is shakin'
 And I'm serving it ready or not
 Ow