Everybody's Girl

A long time ago, a lady who's name was Carmen
 Drove a man wild until he was out of control
 I truly believe that I am a modern day Carmen
 In spite of the fact I do not habla Español
 That girl is exactly like me
 We share this philosophy
 Olé, I say
 I'm not the type who's ready for dating someone steady
 I'm everybody's girl
 On Sunday night it's Danny
 On Monday, maybe Manny
 I'm everybody's girl
 There's a point to my behavior
 Which is, smart girls always share their riches
 So if your heart succumbs don't let it
 You're certain to regret it
 All others come and get it
 I'm everybody's girl
 I could never be a cowhand's girl
 La-la-la-la-la-la And you wanna know why?
 I just can't keep my calves together
 Everybody's girl
 Some old Greek called Aristotle said it
 If you've got it, why not spread it?
 So I'm grappling any sabres
 Exerting any labors
 To share me with your neighbors
 I'm everybody's girl
 In case your passion rages, I'm in the yellow pages
 I'm . . . girl
 You won't be disappointed
 I'm also double jointed
 I'm everybody's girl
 Though it leaves a lot of fellas cursin'
 I'm a person who needs dispersin'
 So you're here for my status
 It's absolutley gratis to use my apparatus
 I'm everybody's girl
 Men and me are like pianos. When they get upright, I feel grand.
 Everybody's girl