If You Wanna Be Happy

Hey (hey), hey, hey (woo!)
 If you wanna be happy for the rest of your life
 Never make a pretty woman your wife
 So from my personal point of view
 Get an ugly girl to marry you
 If you wanna be happy for the rest of your life
 Never make a pretty woman your wife
 So from my personal point of view
 Get an ugly girl to marry you
 A pretty woman makes her husband look small
 And very often causes his downfall
 As soon as he marries her, then she starts
 To do the things that will break his heart
 But if you make an ugly woman your wife
 You'll be happy for the rest of your life
 An ugly woman cooks meals on time
 She'll always give you peace of mind
 If you wanna be happy for the rest of your life
 Never make a pretty woman your wife
 So from my personal point of view
 Get an ugly girl to marry you
 Don't let your friends say you have no taste
 Go ahead and marry anyway
 Though her face is ugly, her eyes don't match
 Take it from me, she's a better catch
 If you wanna be happy for the rest of your life
 Never make a pretty woman your wife
 So from my personal point of view
 Get an ugly girl to marry you
 Say man (hey, baby)
 I saw your wife the other day
 (Yeah?)
 Yeah, an' she's ugly
 (Yeah, she's ugly, but she sure can cook, baby)
 Yeah, alright
 If you wanna be happy for the rest of your life
 Never make a pretty woman your wife
 So from my personal point of view
 Get an ugly girl to marry you
 If you wanna be happy for the rest of your life
 Never make a pretty woman your wife
 So from my personal point of view
 Get an ugly girl to marry you
 If you wanna be happy for the rest of your life
 Never make a pretty woman your wife
 So from my personal point of view
 Get an ugly girl to marry you
 If you wanna be happy for the rest of your life
 Never make a pretty woman your wife
 So from my personal point of view
 Get an ugly girl to marry you