If Teardrops Were Pennies

If teardrops were pennies and heartaches were gold
 I'd have all the riches my pockets would hold
 I'd be, oh, so wealthy with treasures untold
 If teardrops were pennies and heartaches were gold
 An acre of diamonds I'd offer to you
 A solid gold mansion, an airplane or two
 This whole world would be yours to have and to hold
 If teardrops were pennies and heartaches were gold
 If teardrops were pennies and heartaches were gold
 I'd have all the riches my pockets would hold
 I'd be, oh, so wealthy with treasures untold
 If teardrops were pennies and heartaches were gold
 solo
 The tears that have fallen won't buy you a thing
 The heartaches you've caused me won't pay for a ring
 The love that I wanted would not have grown cold
 If teardrops were pennies and heartaches were gold
 If teardrops were pennies and heartaches were gold
 I'd have all the riches my pockets would hold
 I'd be, oh, so wealthy with treasures untold
 If teardrops were pennies and heartaches were gold
 But teardrops aren't pennies
 And heartaches aren't gold