You Spit When You Talk

It's so hard to have a conversation with you
 It's not what you say or what you do
 You're my real good friend
 Yes, that I must admit
 That's why it breaks my heart to tell you this
 You spit when you talk
 Oh yeah, I had to say it
 Got something to say
 And then you go and spray it
 I got a dry-cleaning bill and
 I'm gonna make you pay it
 You spit when you talk
 Oh yeah yeah, you spit when you talk
 Well, at the office party
 You sang karaoke
 Electrocuted yourself
 Singing? Okie from Muskogee?
 It's not a little secret
 No, it's something that is known
 If you want to talk about it can't you call me on the phone?
 Because you spit when you talk
 And I'm just being honest
 Everything I own
 Has your saliva on it
 If I talk to you much longer
 I swear I'm gonna vomit
 You spit when you talk
 Oh yeah yeah, you spit when you talk
 Now the only friends you have
 Are on Facebook and on MySpace
 They all talk behind your back
 ? Cause it's the only dry place
 You were so excited at the game
 When Jeter had a triple
 Got my T-shirt so wet that everybody saw my nipples
 You spit when you talk
 And it ain't getting better
 I know what you had for dinner
 ? Cause it's right here on my sweater
 If you've got an interpreter
 You'd better go and get her
 You spit when you talk
 Oh yeah yeah, you spit when you talk
 Oh yeah yeah, you spit when you talk