Drunk on Christmas (feat. John Rich) - Single Version

Christmas is a time
 Special time of year
 To peace and joy and happiness
 Wonderment to hear
 Opening your present underneath the tree
 Spending countless hours with your family
 That's why I'm drinking drinking drinking...
 I'm going to drink all day
 I'm going home for christmas
 And my family insane
 Just got to make it through the day
 And there is no other way
 I'm going to get drunk drunk drunk on Christmas
 Can't be sobor when I'm over
 Everyone's bipolar
 So cut the crap and get some jack
 And put it in my soda
 And make it strong enough to put a reindeer in a coma
 I'm getting drunk drunk drunk on Christmas
 I'm heading home for the holiday season
 My dad has a stick up his ass for some reason
 My mother and my sister, they're no longer speaking
 And me, I'm drinking
 Rumple Minze by the shot
 Gin and tonic, yeah why not
 Black and Tan, that's my jam
 Irish whiskey I will slam
 Jägermeister, Hefenweisser
 Stella, Stoli and Budweiser
 Santa, Santa, Santa, I've got the family blues
 Just fill my stocking full of vodka, any brand you choose
 I need some Christmas spirit, and by spirit I mean booze
 Gonna get drunk, drunk, drunk on Christmas
 Gonna get drunk, drunk, drunk on Christmas
 Gonna get drunk, drunk, drunk,
 On Christmas Day