Too Drunk to Karaoke

Too drunk
 Too drunk
 Last night at the bar it was karaoke night
 Yeah, everybody down there was feeling alright
 They got big margarita pitchers, two for one
 Yum, yum!
 They were feeling footloose and ready for some fun
 When I signed up, I was ready to go
 But they didn't call my name for an hour or so
 Damn if they didn't make me wait too long
 I was in no kinda shape to sing a Jon Bon's song
 Too drunk to karaoke
 Too drunk to karaoke
 If you keep on drinking, you're gonna be
 Too drunk to karaoke, just like me
 Too drunk to karaoke
 Too drunk to karaoke
 Well, the place got rocking, temptation was strong
 All the pretty girls kept a eggin' me on
 Well, I shoulda kept my flip flops glued to the chair
 But no, I jumped right up and slicked back my hair
 Too drunk to karaoke
 Too drunk to karaoke
 You can sing in the shower 'til you sound real good
 You can terrorize the whole damn neighborhood
 But when you hit that stage with that mic in your hand
 You better pace yourself, son, if you wanna have fans
 Too drunk to karaoke
 Too drunk to karaoke
 Play it, boys
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 If you ask me, hell, I killed that song
 When I looked around, everybody was gone
 Except a couple of bouncers 'bout half my age
 They grabbed the microphone and threw me off the stage
 You're too drunk to karaoke
 That's what they told me
 You're too drunk to karaoke
 How can that be?
 You don't have to be good, don't have to be refined
 You just have to be a legend in your own mind
 Don't have to rehearse, or even sing on key
 Just prove that theory of drunketivity
 Too drunk to karaoke
 Too drunk to karaoke (look at me)
 You're too drunk to karaoke (just like me)
 Too drunk to karaoke (fuck that)
 That's what I'm talkin' about