Cheeseburger in Paradise - Live

Tried to amend my carnivorous habit
 Made it nearly seventy days
 Losing weight without speed eating sunflower seeds
 Drinking lots of carrot juice and soaking up rays
 But at night I'd have these wonderful dreams
 Some kind of sensuous treat
 Not zucchini fettucini or bulgar wheat
 But a big warm bun and a huge hunk of meat
 Cheeseburger in paradise
 Heaven on earth with an onion slice
 Not too particular not too precise
 I'm just a cheeseburger in paradise
 Heard about the oldtime sailor men
 They'd eat the same thing again and again
 Warm beer and bread they said could raise the dead
 Well it reminds me of the menu at a Holiday Inn
 But times have changed for sailors these days
 When I'm in port I get what I need
 Not just havanas or banana or daiquiris
 But that American creation on which I feed
 Cheeseburger in paradise
 Medium-rare with munster'd be nice
 Heaven on earth with an onion slice
 I'm just a cheeseburger in paradise
 I like mine with lettuce and tomato
 Heinz 57 and french fried potatoes
 Big kosher pickle and a cold draft beer
 Well good God almighty which way do I steer
 For my...
 Cheeseburger in paradise
 Making the best of every virtue and vice
 Worth every damn bit of sacrifice
 To get a cheeseburger in paradise
 Get me a cheeseburger in paradise
 I'm just a cheeseburger in paradise
 I like mine with lettuce and tomato
 Heinz 57 and french fried potatoes
 Big kosher pickle and a cold draft beer
 Well good God almighty which way do I steer...