This Hotel Room - Live

1975
 Uh this hotel room's gotta lotta stuff
 Laundry bag and a shoe shine cloth
 Thirty two hangers and a touch tone phone
 Well a light that comes on when I ain't home
 I ain't home
 I ain't home
 You better leave a message 'cause
 I ain't home
 They got an air conditioner for when I'm hot
 A radiator for when I'm not
 Two big chairs sittin' side by side
 With a holy bible and the TV Guide
 TV Guide
 The TV Guide
 Great God Almighty
 It's the TV Guide
 I gotta second story view from curb to curb
 I gotta sign that reads "Do Not Disturb"
 A monogrammed towel and a bucket of ice
 A chest of drawers and a mirror that lies
 Mirror that lies
 A mirror that lies
 That couldn't be me
 In the gorilla disguise
 They got a room service menu for food and drink
 A porcelain throne and an aluminum sink
 Two big pillows to rest my head
 A Magic Fingers and a king-size bed
 Put in a quarter
 Turn out the light
 Magic Fingers makes ya feel alright
 Uh feel alright
 Feel alright
 Magic Fingers makes you feel alright
 Uh this ol' hotel's all right with me
 They pay the postage if you lose the key
 This hotel room's gotta lot of stuff
 But I do believe I've had enough
 Called my baby said don't you pout
 I'm packin' my bags and I'm checkin' out
 Just as soon as you hang up the telephone
 Stick a candle in the window I'm comin' home
 Comin' home
 Uh comin' home
 Stick a candle in the window
 I'm comin' home
 Whoa comin' home
 Comin' home
 Stick a candle in the window
 I'm comin' home
 -- Spoken: "Thank you boys"