Pencil Thin Mustache - Live

Now they make new movies in old black and white
 With happy endings where nobody fights
 So if you find youself in that nostalgic rage
 Honey jump right up, and show your age
 I wish I had a pencil thin mustache
 The boston blackie kind
 A two-tone Ricky Ricardo Jacket
 And an autographed picture of Andy Divine
 I remember bein', bucktoothed and skinny
 Writin' fan letters to Skye's niece Penny
 Oh I wish I had a pencil thin mustache
 Then I could solve some mysteries too
 And it's band stand disney land growin' up fast
 Drinkin' on a fake I.D
 Yeah Ramma of the jungle, was everyone's bawana
 But only jazz musicians were smokin' marijuana yeah!
 I wish I had a pencil thin mustache
 Then I could solve some mysteries too
 Pin thin pecil thin mustache
 And it's flat top dirty bop copin' a feel!
 Grubbin' on the livin' room floor, so sore!
 Yeah they send ya off to college try to gain a little knowledge
 But all you wanna do is, learn how to score yeah!
 Now i'm gettin' old, don't wear underwear
 I don't go to church, and I don't cut my hair
 But I can go to movies, and see it all there
 Just the way that it used to be
 That's why I wish I had a pencil thin mustache
 The boston blackie kind
 A two-tone Ricky Ricardo Jacket
 And an autographed picture of Andy Divine
 Oh I could be anyone I wanted to be
 Maybe suave Errol Flynn or Chief of Arabee
 If i only had a pencil thin mustache
 Then i could do some cruisin' too
 Yeah Brill cream, a little dab'll do ya
 Oh I could do some cruisin too!