Half Drunk

I'm only half drunk
 If you were thinkin' of pourin' more wine
 It's only midnight
 And I got nothin', nothin' but time
 Is it half empty or half full?
 This glass of mine
 I'm only half wrong
 If you were thinkin' 'bout stayin' this time
 It's only midnight
 And I got nothin', nothin' but time
 It may be half-baked
 But I've got lots, lots of ideas
 Hey darlin', here's one
 Won't you come and lend me your ear?
 Like Mona Lisa gave old Da Vinci that half smile
 I'll paint a picture that will half convince you I'm fine
 It's only midnight
 And I've got nothin', nothin' but time
 
 I got half a mind to tell you 'bout it, brother
 It's always six of one, and half a dozen of the other
 This or that, tit for tat
 My baby's on the line
 I'm always only half the way to makin' her all mine
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 I'm only half drunk
 If you'll be buyin' one more round
 I've been half crazy
 Tryin' to simmer, simmer on down
 You see half the people, but only half of half of the time
 Tell me, how can a nickel stand right up to a dime?
 I'm only half drunk
 This night is half gone
 And I'll be long gone before too long
 It's only midnight
 And I've got nothin', nothin' but time
 I'm only half drunk
 If you were thinkin' of pourin' more wine