Museum Song

Everything about my museum was
 Spectacular, including the price. One Dollar!
 Now, that might seem a bit steep
 But it was worth it, Look at what I gave them
 Quite a lotta Roman Terracotta
 Living lava from the flanks of Etna
 Statuary, Ride a Dromedary
 See the temple tumble and the Red Sea part
 MacNamera's band, the fatest lady in the land
 A pickled prehistoric hand, a strand of pocahontas' hair
 Crow and Sioux who're going to be showing you
 Some rowing through a model of the rapids on the Delaware
 Armadillas, clever caterpillars
 Reproductions of the cyclops retna
 Crystal blowing, automatic sewing
 Venus on a shell and other works of art
 Educated fleas, a tribe of aboriginees
 Two ladies joined across the knees
 A mona lisa made of ice
 Hottentos, we've gotten in
 Forgotten spots, a cotton gin
 A night with Lot in Sodom, better see that twice
 One iguana, snakes and other fauna
 Got no bearded lady but we're getting her
 When you duck out, take another buck out
 Run around the block and see
 Run around the block and see
 Run around the block and see a new show start!
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 Quite a lotta Roman Terracotta
 Living lava from the flanks of Etna
 Statuary, Ride a Dromedary
 See the temple tumble and the Red Sea part
 MacNamera's band, the fatest lady in the land
 A pickled prehistoric hand, a strand of pocahontas' hair
 Crow and Sioux who're going to be showing you
 Some rowing through a model of the rapids on the Delaware
 Armadillas, clever caterpillars
 Reproductions of the cyclops retina
 Crystal blowing, automatic sewing
 Venus on a shell and other works of art
 Educated fleas, a tribe of aboriginees
 Two ladies joined across the knees
 A Mona Lisa made of ice
 Hottentos, we've gotten in
 Forgotten spots, a cotton gin
 A night with Lot in Sodom, better see that twice
 One iguana, snakes and other fauna
 Got no bearded lady but we're getting her
 When you duck out, take another buck out
 Run around the block and see
 Run around the block and see
 Run around the block and see a new show start!