Best of All Possible Worlds

Let us review lesson eleven
 Paragraph two axiom seven
 Once one dismisses the rest of all possible worlds
 One finds that this is the best of all possible worlds
 Once one dismisses the rest of all possible worlds
 One finds that this is the best of all possible worlds
 Pray, classify
 Pigeons and camels
 Pigeons can fly
 Camels are mammals
 There is a reason for everything under the sun
 There is a reason for everything under the sun
 Objection!
 What about snakes?
 Snakes?
 'Twas snake that tempted mother Eve
 Because of snake we now believe
 That though depraved we can be saved
 From hellfire and damnation
 Because of snake's temptation
 If snake had not seduced our lot
 And primed us for salvation
 Jehovah could not pardon all
 The sins that we call cardinal
 Involving bed and bottle
 Now on to Aristotle!
 Mankind is one
 All men our brothers
 As you have done
 Do unto others
 It's understood in
 This best of all possible worlds
 All's for the good in
 This best of all possible worlds
 Objection!
 What about war?
 War?
 Though war may seem a bloody curse
 It is a blessing in reverse
 When cannon roar
 Both rich and poor
 By danger are united
 'Til every wrong is righted
 Philosophers make evident
 The point that I have sighted
 'This war that makes it as it were
 The noble and the commoner
 Thus war improves relations
 Now on to conjugations!
 Amo, amas, amat, amamus
 Amo, amas, amat, amamus
 Proving that this is the best of all possible worlds
 With love and kisses the best of all possible worlds
 Quod erat demonstratum
 Quod erat demonstratum
 Quod erat demonstratum
 Quod erat demonstratum
 Quod erat demonstratum
 Quod erat demonstratum
 In this best of all possible
 Possible
 Possible
 Worlds
 Quod erat demonstratum
 Q.E.D.!