Razzle Dazzle

It's all show business, kid
 These trials - the whole world -
 Show business
 But kid, you're working with a star
 The biggest!
 Give 'em the old razzle dazzle
 Razzle Dazzle 'em
 Give 'em an act with lots of flash in it
 And the reaction will be passionate
 Give 'em the old hocus pocus
 Bead and feather 'em
 How can they see with sequins in their eyes?
 What if your hinges all are rusting?
 What if, in fact, you're just disgusting?
 Razzle dazzle 'em
 And they'll never catch wise!
 Give 'em the old Razzle Dazzle
 Razzle dazzle 'em
 Back since the days of old Methuselah
 Everyone loves the big bambooz-a-ler
 Give 'em the old three ring circus
 Stun and stagger 'em
 When you're in trouble, go into your dance
 Though you are stiffer than a girder
 They'll let you get away with murder
 Razzle dazzle 'em
 And you've got a romance
 Give 'em the old
 Razzle Dazzle (razzle dazzle)
 Razzle dazzle 'em
 Give 'em an act that's unassailable
 They'll wait a year till you're available
 Give 'em the old double whammy
 Daze and dizzy 'em (double whammy)
 Show 'em the first-rate sorcerer you are
 Long as you keep 'em way off balance
 How can they spot you've got no talents?
 Razzle Dazzle 'em
 Razzle Dazzle 'em
 Razzle Dazzle 'em
 And they'll make you a star!