Big, Blonde and Beautiful

Once upon a time
 Girl I was just like you
 Never let my extra large
 Largesse shine through
 Hair was brown and nappy
 Never had no fun
 I hid under a bushel
 Which is easier said than done
 Then one day my grandma
 Who was big and stout
 She said you gotta love yourself
 From inside out
 And just as soon as I learned
 How to strut my funky stuff
 I found out that the world at large
 Can't get enough so
 Bring on that pecan pie
 Pour some sugar on it
 Sugar, don't be shy
 Scoop me up a mess
 Of that chocolate swirl
 Don't be stingy
 I'm a growing girl
 1, offer big love
 With no apology
 How can I deny the world
 The most of me
 I am not afraid
 To throw my weight around
 Pound by pound by pound
 Because I'm
 Big, blond and beautiful
 There is nothin' 'bout me
 That's unsuitable
 No one wants a meal
 That only offers the least
 When girl we're servin' up
 The whole damn feast
 Slice off a piece
 Of that hog head cheese
 Then take a look inside
 My book of recipes
 Now, don't you sniff around
 For something fluffy and light
 I need a man who brings
 A man size appetite
 I'll use a pinch of sugar
 And a dash of spice
 I'll let ya lick the spoon
 Because it tastes so nice
 I'll keep it in my oven
 'Til it's good and hot
 Keep on stirring 'til it hits the spot
 Because I'm
 Big, blond and beautiful
 And Edna girl, you're lookin' so recruitable
 Why sit in the bleachers
 Timid and afraid when Edna
 You can be your own parade
 So? How 'bout it, Mama?
 Well, I am big, I am blondish and if you say
 I'm beautiful, I guess I'm beautiful, okay, I'll do it
 Yeah, look out old Baltimore
 We're marching in
 'And we ain't shufflin'
 Through that old back door
 And Tracy, I will join the fight
 If I can keep up this pace
 And girls, I'll be right at your side
 If I can find some space
 So you can hold your head up
 Just as big as ya please
 You know they'll hear me knockin'
 With the two of these
 Tomorrow, side by side
 We'll show the world what's right
 Looks like I'm touchin' up my roots tonight
 Then we'll be big, blond and beautiful
 It's time to face the fact
 It's irrefutable
 Can't ya hear that rumbling?
 That's our hunger to be free
 It's time to fin'ly taste
 Equality
 On mother, daughter day
 Where thin is in, we're white as wool
 Well, ladies, big is back
 And as for black, it's beautiful
 All shapes and sizes, follow me
 Let's bust their chops, quick, Cali the cops
 We're gonna dance our way to victory
 And get us on TV
 2, 4, 6, 8, TV'S got to integrate
 Stay away, this isn't Negro Day
 You bet I'm big, this blond is gray
 Tracy, this was beautiful
 Big, blond and beautiful leads the way
 No one's getting on TV today