Welcome to Wonderland

Welcome to Wonderland
 My God it's half past eight
 Who cares if you came late
 We don't care where you've been
 You're gonna fit right in
 A little fun detour
 A little crazy, sure
 Don't get all insecure
 Pardon me but have you seen
 Someone looking like the queen
 Sharpening her guillotine
 Prob'ly just as well. Ha!
 She's capricious as can be
 Lopping heads off by decree
 This week severed forty-three
 Cutting them pell mell
 What a party has it started snowing?
 Everyone not coming will be going
 Do you know the queen of hearts new orders?
 They're the same as always; close the boarders
 Could she be the one, you know?
 Tin man, lion or scarecrow?
 Wait that's from a different show
 Please start making sense
 Have you seen my walrus dear?
 Big mustache that's down to here
 Made the oysters disappear
 Claiming self-defense
 Wait, I think you think I think I'm dreaming
 And when I wake up I'll wake up screaming
 We don't think as all we simply feel dear
 Ok, someone tell me what's the deal here
 Welcome to Wonderland
 This is your new address
 You'll love it more or less
 No time to decompress
 It's afternoon all day
 There's lots of games to play
 Flamingo lawn croquet
 So please enjoy your stay
 Everyday it's something new
 Problems up the old wazoo
 Rumors of a palace coup
 Get me out of here
 Answers are in short supply
 Who, what, where, when, how or why
 Cross my heart and hope to die
 Get it into gear
 When your alter-ego's interfering
 Self-esteem cannot stop disappearing
 Welsome to Wonderland
 Start rocking with the band
 You're going so damn fast
 Your future's in your past
 An author always knows
 Which way the story goes
 So tidy up loose ends
 With a little help from your friends
 Come on and sing along
 Join our little band
 Turn up the volume and keep on dancin'
 Sit back, enjoy yourself and feel the river flow
 Make sure the journey's worth the things you're chancin'
 We're all a little nuts in case you
 Ooblee (Ooblee) Ooblah (Ooblah)
 We'd love to stay here but we really gotta go
 Ooblee (Ooblee) Ooblah (Ooblah)
 Life can be fantastic every minute
 For as long as you can just stay in it
 Welcome to Wonderland
 Where everything you see
 I mean from "A" to "Z"
 Ain't what it seems to be
 Welcome to Wonderland
 Set phasers up to stun
 Turn off the lights when done
 Good luck and thanks a ton
 Ciao, baby, gotta run