All Dolled Up (feat. Kelly Clarkson)

First, we'll pluck a little here
 Then, we'll tuck a little there
 Then, we'll cut a little loose and apply a little mousse
 To what seems to be your hair
 Then, we'll do a little tweeze
 Then, we'll do a little more
 Then, we'll wax, and then, we'll bleach
 'Til you're smoother than a peach
 Or at least a little smoother than you were before
 To me, you look okay
 But if you truly want me to
 We'll sculpt and mold
 And change and fix you anyway
 Hey (Hey), we're getting all dolled up
 Going with the flow, looking so appealing
 Hey (Hey), 'cause when you're all dolled up
 No one has to know just how flawed you're feeling
 Hey, if you can hide what's shining through
 You'll see a whole new you
 So we'll try a little mask
 It'll open up your pores
 Then we'll rub some lotion in
 Then we'll soften up your skin
 So it doesn't look like yours
 Then we'll moisten up your lips (Yeah, yeah)
 Buff your toenails to a T (Yeah, yeah)
 And we'll powder up your nose
 Or in your case, I suppose
 We'll just put a little powder where your nose should be
 Hey (Hey), we're getting all dolled up
 Blend in with the crowd like we know we've got to
 Hey (Hey), 'cause when you're all dolled up
 That's when you're allowed to pretend you're not you
 Hey, once you conceal what's real and true
 You'll see a whole new you
 Everyone, choose your weapons!
 Step one, find the trendiest of outfits
 Step two, pick the one that just about fits
 Step three, this is absolutely key
 Choose it not for you, but for who you wanna be
 And then, once you know which look you're into
 Say when, and I guess we can begin to squeeze
 And stretch and stuff until we nail the whole display
 Hey (Hey), we're getting all dolled up
 Feeling fresh and free, looking oh, so juice
 Hey (Hey), 'cause when you're all dolled up
 People only see what you want them to see
 Hey, once who you are is hidden from view
 You'll be a whole new you
 You'll be a whole new you
 You'll be a whole new you
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 Yeah, we're getting all dolled up
 Gosh, though how I wish that I didn't need to
 Sure, look at me, all dolled up
 Stuck playing a part someone else agreed to
 Ooh, if I could choose who I could be
 I'd choose a whole new me
 I'd choose a whole new me
 I'd choose a whole new me