The Big Dollhouse

I gotta get out
 I gotta get out
 I gotta get out
 How'd I get in this slammer
 This cooler!
 This big dollhouse!
 Alright, ladies, welcome to the "Big Dollhouse!"
 For those of you new to the Baltimore Women's House of Detention
 Think of me as a mother, who eats her young!
 Locked up with all these
 Lowlife women
 And horizontal stripes
 Ain't exactly slimmin'
 Is there anybody here
 Who can dry-clean my blouse
 It's the maid's day off
 In a big dollhouse
 Lady Justice
 Where have you gone
 Oh, Wilbur, check
 I think I left the iron on!
 Did you see Corny laughing
 I could murder that louse
 Honey, that'll getcha life
 In the big dollhouse
 Big house!
 Locked up here in the pen
 Big house!
 No phone!
 No food!
 No men!
 I need a conjugal visit
 From my loving spouse
 Honey, just drop the soap
 In the big dollhouse
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 Yoo-hoo
 My stomach's a little sour
 I haven't had food
 In over an hour
 You just had a pizza
 Six burgers, a mouse
 There's no food left
 In the big dollhouse
 Hey, Matron, I have got to complain
 Mira, Mami, don't I know you from 1st and Main?
 Ah! Call my shishes
 Lipshitz and Strauss
 I gotta get sprung
 From the big dollhouse
 Big house!
 No fair!
 No food!
 No fun!
 Big house!
 And our fight had just begun
 'Cause it's freedom's flame
 Velma'd like to douse
 So we must break out of this
 Big dollhouse
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 Penny, I can't take
 All of this waiting
 I've lost my man
 Plus, my hair's deflating!
 Well, Tracy
 I hate to grumble or grouse
 But that's your fault that we're in
 This big dollhouse
 Hey, cool it, ladies
 No need to shout
 And don't ya got an old man
 To bail you out?
 Ha! Her daddy's a pervert
 A loser, a souse!
 Well, it's just us girls
 In the big dollhouse
 Big house!
 God, I'm too young to fry!
 Big house!
 I'm busting out!
 Girl, so am I!
 Lady justice, hear my plea
 'Cause the big dollhouse
 The big dollhouse
 The big dollhouse
 Ain't big enough for me!
 For me!
 For me!
 For me