A Veritable Smorgasbord

I'm staying right here. I haven't the slightest interest in fairs
 That's because you've never been to one.
 You can creep out late at night and find a fantastic banquet!
 A fair is a veritable smorgasbord-orgasbord-orgasbord
 After the crowds have ceased
 Each night when the lights go out
 It can be found on the ground
 All around
 Oh, what a ratly feast!
 Is this true? Is this appetizing yarn of yours true?
 Will I find
 Melon rinds and bits of hot dogs
 Cookie crumbs and rotten cotton candy
 Melted ice cream, mustard driplings
 Moldy goodies everywhere?
 Yes, yes
 Lots of popcorn, apple cores
 Banana peels and soggy sandwiches
 And gobs of gorgeous gook to gobble at the fair?
 Yes, yes, yes
 I like high living but you say tempts me
 It's true. Go to the fair, Templeton
 You mean tin cans with particles of tuna fish stuck into 'em?
 Greasy paper bags stuffed with rotten eggs?
 Yep, yep, yep
 Don't tell me anymore! I'm going!
 A fair is a veritable smorgasbord-orgasbord-orgasbord
 After the gates are shut
 Each night when the lights go out
 It can be found on the ground
 All around
 That's where a rat can glut, glut, glut, glut!
 The goose was right. This fair is a rat's paradise.
 This will be a night to remember!
 A fair is a veritable smorgasbord-orgasbord-orgasbord
 After the crowds have ceased
 Each night when the lights go out
 It can be found on the ground
 All around
 Oh, what a ratly feast!
 Melon rinds and bits of hot dogs
 Cookie crumbs and rotten cotton candy
 Melted ice cream, mustard driplings
 Moldy goodies everywhere
 Lots of popcorn, apple cores
 Banana peels and soggy sandwiches
 And gobs of gorgeous gook to gobble at the fair
 A fair is a veritable smorgasbord-orgasbord-orgasbord
 After the gates are shut
 Each night when the lights go out
 It can be found on the ground
 All around
 That's where a rat can glut, glut, glut, glut!