The Joker's Wild

"Welcome to another exciting episode of Del Ray's number one Game show (hey)
 The Joker's Wild! Shaggy, tell us something about tonight's contestants." (hey)
 "Hey, motherfuckers (hey)
 Get ready for the killer show of this bitch
 We gotta cop, we gotta judge, and we gotta redneck
 So step the fuck up and play the Joker's Wild!"
 Woohoo!
 Everybody smile
 Guess who's back on your underground dial (who?)
 It's the game show host with the most (Violent J)
 And tonight we finna have a little pig roast
 Cop copper, it's been a long while
 Lace up your boots and come on down the aisle
 Mr. Pig-Man packing that steel
 But tonight, you ain't shit, now spin the fuckin wheel
 Looks good, nice try
 Now let's see just how ya gonna die?
 Lucky, lucky, he landed on Carpenter Jed
 He just pounds nails in your forehead
 The pig got lucky that time
 But let's take a look who's next down the line
 Oh, the 43rd District judge
 Hey pal, remember me
 You threw me in jail
 Take a spin or I'll snap your neck
 The clicker's landed, let me check
 The Jokey, hey it ain't bad at all
 We just cut your face off and slap your skull
 Who's next for the games and fun?
 Hillbilly Earl, come on down, run
 The redneck that sicked his dog on me
 Now that's gonna cost you a spin, buddy
 Spin around and around it goes
 Staple your lips shut, cut off your toes
 Then I throw your corpse on top of the pile
 Anything goes on the Joker's Wild
 "Tell me who killed 17 people and later ate their dead bodies?"
 "Jeffrey Dahmer."
 "No, the correct answer would be your mother. Shaggs?"
 "Aww, shit, motherfuckers (hey)
 Get ready for round two of this bitch
 So, if you want your fucking neckbone chopped
 Step the fuck up and play the Joker's Wild!"
 You like big money and prizes, don't ya
 You'd probably kill for a big prize, won't ya
 Ya little bitch, it's your turn to spin
 Free money, now spin again
 Oh goody, the unzip your drawers
 I'm finna clip this chain on your balls
 Raise ya upside down for the bang bada
 Now we bust your head like a pinata (hey!)
 The audience loves that shit
 Listen to em cheer when your forehead splits
 Wait! Cut to a break, oh shit, d-damn ah
 We got guts on the camera
 "The Joker's Wild is brought to you by Faygo
 Everybody sing"
 "Send your momma straight up to the store, tell that bitch to bring home a Faygo"
 Welcome back to the Carnival Show
 Here's your chance for the big money cash flow
 Hit your buzzer, pull your lever
 Joker, joker, lemon, we sever your head
 Pick a door, one, two, or three
 It's the same behind every door, me
 There's no escape, now gimme that bald head
 The crowd can't help, look, they're all dead
 At home they just watching your doom
 We broadcast from hell to your living room
 I ripped off his knuckle, wicked clown style
 Anything goes on the Joker's Wild
 "It's time to play hit or miss. Contestant number one, open your mouth
 Contestant number two, get ready. Will he hit or miss
 He hit! What's next?"
 "We got money, we got cash, we got prizes
 We got blood, we got guts
 We got naked dead bitches on the Joker's Wild"
 I got my yellow suit and my purple tie
 Somebody's gonna die, oh my
 It's Mr. Thompson, my next door neighbor
 Always bitchin, yellin' from the kitchen
 Window, see he died and he went to hell though
 We meet again, I got my own game show
 Spin the wheel, cuz I just can't fuck around
 Bouns Round
 Oh shit, the end of the game
 Bonus round, we goin' out with a bang
 You gotta chance for money and prizes
 You gotta chance at death, too hahaha
 So get ready, I'm coming at'cha fast
 Your chance for freedom at last
 Four questions, so are you ready, Jack?
 "Uh, I think so", load the gat
 "The cop in here?"
 "Eats butt."
 "Yes. The square root of two?"
 "Uhhh..."
 "Correct. Nutsacs don't belong in?"
 "Butt cracks"
 "Right. Richboys eat?"
 "Caviar."
 "No, the correct answers bullets"
 "Oh geez, this is Bink Chipperwink saying so long till next week folks
 See ya later, goodbye"
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 "That's it, go home (aww!)"