The Bone

Has the jury reached a verdict?
 Yes, your Honor
 We find the defendant guilty on all counts
 The bailiff came at me with a pair of cuffs in his hand
 He was taking me to jail, but that wasn't my plan
 I broke the arm off my chair, stabbed him hard as I can
 He got the bone
 (HE GOT THE BONE!)
 I jumped over the others and kicked the door down with my feet
 Ran down the steps and headed right into the street
 Waved down a car, the driver stopped and looked at me
 He got the bone (Get out, bitch!)
 (HE GOT THE BONE!)
 I hit the gas and I'm swerving in and out of my lane
 Coppers on my tail, I'm driving like I'm insane
 Old man up in the street crossing slowly with his cane
 He got the bone
 (HE GOT THE BONE!)
 Smash into a post, I jumped out of my car
 Hopped over a wall, running through someone's yard
 Ran into a house, the father tried to be hard
 He got the bone
 (HE GOT THE BONE!)
 Why do they fuck with me (When I'm having fun?)
 (They get the bone)
 Why do they fuck with me (When I'm on the run?)
 (They get the bone)
 Why do they fuck with me? (Cause I ain't the one)
 They get the bo-o-o-o-one
 I busted out through the front doors and I booked down the block
 The neighbors joined the chase, someone's shooting a glock
 The mailman tried to stop me, but I picked up a rock
 He got the bone
 (HE GOT THE BONE!)
 Police screech around the corners with they red and blue lights
 I threw some fucking nerdy off his ten-speed bike
 But the kid was an athlete and he wanted to fight
 He got the bone
 (HE GOT THE BONE!)
 I ran into a rest'raunt, busted into the kitchen
 Workers on my ass, and the cooks they was bitchin
 A hero blocked the door, I grabbed a knife, did I mention
 He got the bone?
 (HE GOT THE BONE!)
 Out into the alley, took the stairs up to the roof
 Chopper busting shots at me and I ain't bulletproof
 I threw a rock up at the gunman and blew out his tooth
 He got the bone
 (HE GOT THE BONE!)
 Why do they fuck with me (When I'm having fun?)
 (They get the bone)
 Why do they fuck with me (When I'm on the run?)
 (They get the bone)
 Why do they fuck with me? (Cause I ain't the one)
 They get the boooooone
 Cut through the parking lot I ran up into the mall
 Pigs, people, cars, cooks, choppers and all
 Throwing shoppers off the escalator, watching them fall
 They got the bone
 (THEY GOT THE BONE!)
 Absolute pandemonium all over the place
 Everybody dropped they shopping bags and joined in the chase
 Rent-a-cop tried to tackle me, got kicked in the face
 He got the bone
 (HE GOT THE BONE!)
 Stole his fucking golf cart and bust through the glass
 Side-swipe the mannequin and cut across the grass
 Some fucking kid ordered me to stop, I plowed his ass
 He got the bone
 (HE GOT THE BONE!)
 Police shot the tires out, my ride is a joke
 I'm surrounded by an army, quickly losing all hope
 I threw my ninja poof ball, disappeared into the smoke
 They got the bone
 (THEY GOT THE BONE!)
 Why do they fuck with me (When I'm having fun?)
 (They get the bone)
 Why do they fuck with me (When I'm on the run?)
 (They get the bone)
 Why do they fuck with me? (Cause I ain't the one)
 They get the boooooone
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 Hello, mister!
 I hope you weren't sleeping
 Would you like to buy some Girl Scout cookies?
 Oh, cookies, huh?
 That sounds really good right about now
 What kind do you got?
 Oh my gosh! You sound really scary!
 Why do you sound like that?
 What do you mean, sweetie?
 Do you have any s'mores?
 Or just them Thin Mints?
 M-m-maybe I should go?
 You sound really weird and I'm scared!
 Wait! What about them Tag-Alongs?
 Can I at least get a box of them bad boys?
 Shit, what the fuck you wake me up for, then, bitch? Man!