Miracles

We got a theory
 You see Mike, we got a theory
 About magic and miracles (that's right, that's right)
 If magic is all we've ever known
 Then it's easy to miss what really goes on
 But I've seen miracles in every way
 And I see miracles everyday
 Oceans spanning beyond my sight
 And a million stars way above 'em at night
 We don't have to be high to look in the sky
 And know that's a miracle opened wide
 Look at the mountains, trees, the seven seas
 And everything chilling underwater, please
 Hot lava, snow, rain and fog
 Long neck giraffes, and pet cats and dogs
 And I've seen eighty-five thousand people
 All in one room, together as equals
 Pure magic is the birth of my kids
 I've seen shit that'll shock your eyelids
 The sun and the moon, and even Mars
 The Milky Way and fucking shooting stars
 UFOs, a river flows
 Plant a little seed and nature grows
 Niagara Falls and the pyramids
 Everything you believed in as kids
 Fucking rainbows after it rains
 There's enough miracles here to blow your brains
 I fed a fish to a pelican at 'Frisco bay
 It tried to eat my cell phone, he ran away
 And music is magic, pure and clean
 You can feel it and hear it, but it can't be seen
 Can't be seen (are you a believer in miracles?)
 Music is all magic
 You can't even hold it
 (Do you notice and recognize miracles?)
 It's just there in the air
 (Are you a believer in miracles?)
 Pure motherfucking magic
 Right?
 This shit'll blow your motherfucking mind
 Music is a lot like love, it's all a feeling
 And it fills the room, from the floor to the ceiling
 I see miracles all around me
 Stop and look around, it's all astounding
 Water, fire, air, and dirt
 Fucking madness, how do they work?
 And I don't wanna talk to a scientist
 Y'all motherfuckers lying, and getting me pissed
 Solar eclipse, and vicious weather
 Fifteen thousand Juggalos together
 And I love my mom for giving me this time on this planet
 Taking nothing for granted
 I seen a caterpillar turn into a butterfly
 Miracles ain't nothing to lie
 Shaggy's little boys look just like Shaggy
 And my little boy looks just like daddy
 Miracles each and every where you look
 And nobody has to stay where they put
 This world is yours for you to explore
 There's nothing but miracles beyond your doors
 The Dark Carnival is your invitation
 To witness that without explanation
 Take a look at this fine creation
 And enjoy it better with appreciation
 Crows, ghosts, the midnight coast
 The wonders of the world, mysteries the most
 Just open your mind, and it ain't no way
 To ignore the miracles of every day (and that's real)
 And that's real (are you a believer in miracles?)
 Magic everywhere in this bitch
 (Do you notice and recognize miracles?)
 It's all around you, you don't even know it
 (Are you a believer in miracles?) Shit's crazy
 (Do you notice and recognize miracles?)
 (So many miracles, the magic miracles)
 Are you a believer in miracles?
 Do you make time for the miracles?
 Do you notice and recognize miracles?
 So many miracles, the magic miracles
 Are you a believer in miracles?
 Do you make time for the miracles?
 Do you notice and recognize miracles?
 So many miracles, the magic miracles
 Are you a believer in miracles?
 Do you make time for the miracles?
 Do you notice and recognize miracles?
 So many miracles, the magic miracles
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 Well, we're here (fuck you)
 We came all the way to Ass, Nevada
 Come on
 Where's the show and where's our money?
 They brought me here all the way from England
 Where's me bloody hundred thousand pounds?
 When's the fuckin' show gonna start already?
 What I wanna know is where in the hell
 Is my goddamn hundred thousand pounds
 And where can I get some beer in this motherfucker?
 Hmmm, I thought this was a carnival? (Boo)
 Where's all the sexy kids at? (What the fuck)
 Don't tell me I brought all this candy for nothing
 I didn't come all this way to stand around here
 With all these goddamn tadpoles (let's go)
 Stop this shit so we can get paid
 I came a long way to see this shit!