If I Was a Serial Killer

(Violent J)
 If I was a Serial Killer
 they would find all my victim's heads
 in funky ass gas station toilets
 And if I was a Serial Killer
 I would be strange and deranged
 and I would never change
 If I was a Serial Killer
 I'd be known as the smoker
 Cause I'd cut off and smoke all they hair
 and if I was a Serial Killer
 I would sleep on broken glass and thumbtacks
 and I would smoke mad crack
 (Shaggy 2 Dope)
 First thing I would do is kill a couple hotties
 They'd always get some mustard up decapitated bodies
 Dumped on State police law just before dawn
 To let em know my ritual had begun
 I'd crack a 40 with the devil tell him dig me a hole
 cause I'm coming when I die until them I'm in control
 This is if I was a Serial Killer and though I aint
 but if I was I'd do my walls all blood red with blood paint
 This is if I was a Serial Killer and though I aint
 But if I was I'd never stop cause I know I can't
 (Violent J)
 If I was a Serial Killer
 I would drive a black van
 And I would ride around on college campus
 And if I was a Serial Killer
 I would walk among us and gain trust
 Until I needed that rush
 (Shaggy 2 Dope)
 I'd park outside these bitches homes and then drive away
 Then come back with my lights off this time I'm here to stay
 I'd wear human bones around my neck and have my ceremonies
 Then go back upstairs and microwave some macaronis
 You know what's all up in my trunk
 So don't ask me to pop it
 Once I get out to my cabin
 Then I'll finally unlock it
 This is if I was a Serial Killer and though I'm not
 But if I was I'd snap a photo once they died on the spot
 This is if I was a Serial Killer and though I'm not
 But if I was I'd know that I can't so I would never stop
 (Violent J)
 And I don't know myself anymore
 (and I don't know who I am anymore)
 And I don't know who to be anymore
 (and I don't know who I am anymore)
 And I don't know what to think anymore
 (and I don't know who I am anymore)
 Except that I am strange and deranged
 (and I don't know who I am anymore)
 And I will never change
 (chorus)
 I wanna hold up this hatchet
 Psychopathic Records shit we'll burn the whole planet down
 I wanna run with this hatchet
 We gotta always kick the wicked shit we'll always be the same
 I wanna hold up this hatchet
 F**k the world take me under bitch we trying to rule the tunnels,
 The Tempest raining lightning balls of fire rain
 ICP with Mike E Clark again
 I wanna run with this hatchet
 (Wicked Clowns, Blaze, Twiztid, Boondox and Lotus
 Holding down the underground and you know this
 I wanna run with this hatchet
 You know this
 Chop it on down
 Chop it on down
 I wanna run with this hatchet
 I wanna run with this hatchet
 (chorus again)
 I wanna hold up this hatchet
 Psychopathic Records shit we'll burn the whole planet down
 I wanna run with this hatchet
 We gotta always kick the wicked shit we'll always be the same
 I wanna hold up this hatchet
 F**k the world take me under bitch we trying to rule the tunnels,
 The Tempest raining lightning balls of fire rain
 ICP with Mike E Clark again
 I wanna run with this hatchet
 (Wicked Clowns, Blaze, Twiztid, Boondox and Lotus
 Holding down the underground and you know this
 I wanna run with this hatchet
 You know this
 (Violent J)
 If I was a Serial Killer
 I would bury all my special projects
 underneath the garden in my grandmother's backyard
 And if I was a Serial Killer
 I would be strange and deranged
 And I would rock my hatchet chain