Halloween on Military Street

is the cosmos
 How, then, can we be so cocksure about our?
 Just because of our telescopes and microscopes
 And the splitting of the atom, certainly not
 Science is but an organized system of ignorance
 There are more things in Heaven and on Earth
 Than are dreamt of in any philosophy
 What do we know about the beyond?
 Do we know what's behind the beyond?
 I'm afraid some of us hardly know what's beyond the behind
 Fuck dammit, another Halloween
 People on Military know what this means
 Houses on fire, they're blowin' up cars
 Creatures on the streets, and razor blades in candy bars
 Went to trick or treat the first house on my block
 Spit in my face and gave me a rock
 I tried to give it back and said I'll take nothin' instead
 Turned around and walked away and felt the rock peg me in the head
 Walked to the next house directly next door
 And there I found an old lady dead on the floor
 I said, "Excuse me miss, but do you have a treat?"
 She lifted her leg and scraped flakes off her dead feet
 I ran to the next house happy and gitty
 There I seen a fat woman holdin' up her titty
 I said "Trick or treat" she said "Treat or trick"
 And squeezed on her titty until it fuckin' made me sick
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 The next house was set back in the woods
 I was a little frightened but fuck I want the goods
 I knocked on the door, I heard a knock back
 And then I heard "Come in" and yo I'm like, fuck that!
 This house belongs to Mrs.Cherryspoon
 She said "Drop your drawers and your treat is commin' soon"
 I quickly grew a stiffy but kept my eye's shut
 A hand came out the mail chute and flicked me in the nuts
 I wobbled to the next house ready for the worst
 And chillin' in the drive was a long black hearse
 I rung the door-bell and said "Is anybody home?"
 "Of course little boy have a sugar coated kidney stone"
 I walked in the field and to the next crib
 It's friendly Mrs. Witherbee in her cookin' bib
 I said "How bout some candy?"
 She said "How bout instead, a nice hot
 Fresh home made loaf of yeast infection bread"
 My bag became heavy so I rest on the curb
 And ridin' on his bike, here comes little Larry Shurd
 I snuk up behind him and kicked 'em off his seat
 I punched 'em in the neck and power bombed 'em in the street
 Now my sack of candy has doubled in size
 Up to the next house for my scary prize
 I'm like, "Trick or Treat, Trick, Treat, Tricky, Dick"
 He opened up his door slapped my lips and didn't give me shit
 Rock through his window and ran across the street
 To the big mansion, I'm in for a treat
 I dinged on the dong and here comes the butler
 A big guppy, tall ass lurch lookin' motherfucker
 I said "Hello Mr. is there somethin' for my sack?"
 He reached into his pocket but I think he hurt his back
 It's taken him an hour, my bag is open ready
 But then he finally dropped it in my sack, a fuckin' penny
 The next house is abandoned so forget it
 But wait a minute I think somebody's livin' in it
 I ran up to the porch, "Trick or Treat you can't hide"
 It was a crack-head he crawled in my bag and died
 The next house was mine, the last on the block
 My mother's sittin' on the porch shinnin' up her glock
 I climbed on the roof with my brother Jump Steady and we yelled
 "Happy Halloween and Clown Love to the whole city"
 Fuck dammit, another Halloween
 People on Military know what this means
 Houses on fire, they're blowin' up cars
 Creatures on the streets, and razor blades in candy bars
 Fuck dammit, another Halloween
 People on Military know what this means
 Houses on fire, they're blowin' up cars
 Creatures on the streets and razor blades in candy bars
 Fuck dammit, another Halloween
 People on Military know what this means
 Houses on fire, they're blowin' up cars
 Creatures on the streets and razor blades in candy bars
 Fuck dammit, another Halloween
 People on Military know what this means
 Houses on fire, they're blowin' up cars
 Creatures on the streets and razor blades in candy bars