Every Halloween

I paint my face every year all day
 The 31st ain't nothin' to me, another holiday
 All of a sudden face paintin's in style
 And I've been doin' ever since Gilligan's island was on
 But try to live all year though
 Try pickin' up a chick when your painted up like a weirdo
 I'm 68 years old I still trick or treat
 You think I care? Shit I'm tryin' to find somethin' to eat
 And tell your old ladies to keep your pennys
 If it ain't above a quarter, don't even bother
 I'm sick of these little kids to I know you did it
 Put a brick in your bag and hit me in the head with it
 And then they take my candy and diss
 Look what I got from the fat guy painted like kiss
 All year I'm a psycho uh huh I see
 But every Halloween, you wanna be me
 They every Halloween, they want to be me
 They every Halloween, they want to be me
 A gorilla, a buffer fish and a bag lady
 All made love and had a little baby
 And supposedly I'm the one
 But at this point that's only purely speculation
 On Halloween people smile at me
 The rest of the year, they dial the police
 They kick me off there lawn and shoot me off there cars
 But on Halloween there givin' me candy bars
 Trick or treat it's 5: 30 in the mornin'
 I'm still out I'm standin' on your lawn
 And I'm lookin' through your window, tap tap
 I see a gummy bear on the table, ya gonna eat that?
 My paint don't come off, and if it did
 You think I'm scary now, shit
 I look like Frankenstein that's been slapped with ugly
 Yet children hug me on Halloween
 Every Halloween they want to be me
 They every Halloween, they want to be me
 Three, six, four people hate my guts
 On Halloween though, they wanna ride my nuts
 They dress up as monsters, freaks, and clowns
 And pass jelly bears, goobers, and suckers around
 They next day when I try to trick or treat
 It's get off the porch or I'll call the cops you freak
 I don't understand you people but that's okay
 I'll see you all next time you try to be Violent J
 They every Halloween, they want to be me
 They every Halloween, they want to be me
 They every Halloween, they want to be me
 They every Halloween, they want to be me
 Everybody in the house
 (Well I don't care)
 Everybody in the house
 (Well I don't care)
 Everybody in the house
 (Well I don't care)
 Everybody in the house
 (Well I don't care)