Cemetery Girl

Tonight, tonight, we gather the dead (tonight, tonight)
 Tonight, tonight, off with your head
 You'll never guess what's up
 You'll never guess what's up
 You'll never guess what's up
 You'll never guess what's up
 You'll never guess what's up
 You'll never guess what's up
 You'll never guess what's up
 My muckin' head blew up
 She was lovely, long hair, short, nice figure though
 So at the funeral, it made me cry, watch her die
 I cannot lie, I couldn't sleep without a wink
 I only think about my lady, I miss my baby
 I need her by my side to hold me, to squeeze me
 I still have pictures, but all they do is tease me
 I see my therapist, she only tells me I'm in trouble
 I want my baby back, so now I pack a shovel
 And while I'm digging, it's awfully dark and kinda funny
 Don't dig too fast or too deep, things could get bloody
 I watch my digging, I hit the top of baby's coffin
 I'm thinking, well, she's better off inside if she died
 Nah, she needs me, I can tell my baby wants me
 'Cause every night at 2:15, my baby haunts me
 I pry it open, the odor hits me, there she is
 I lean down to give her a kiss because I need a
 Girl that make me happy, a girl that make me cry
 A girl that passed away back in 1985
 A girl I plan to marry, a girl I plan to wed
 A girl that I can choke because my baby is already dead
 Cemetery lady, my cemetery girl
 Cemetery baby, I want you in my world
 Cemetery woman, we can still be down
 You're more than just a corpse to a psychopathic clown
 Cemetery lady, my cemetery girl
 Cemetery baby, I want you in my world
 Cemetery woman, we can still be down
 You're more than just a corpse to a psychopathic clown
 Fuck yeah, motherfucker!
 I don't want no stuck-up little sassy prassy bitch
 You know what I'm saying?
 I want me a cold stanky bitch
 So bring it on, dead momma!
 She's as lovely as always, my baby hasn't changed
 Except for the hole that's in her forehead, you can see her brains
 Nevertheless, our love is still forever true
 Her eyes have withered, her skin has now a tint of blue
 My baby's dusty and dirty, and wrinkled clothes
 And now I notice, the maggots chewed off all her toes
 The earth has been rather cruel to my darling sugar
 Is that a bug upon her face? Oh, it's just a booger
 I lean her head back to kiss her cracking lips
 And then her neck cracks, also does her hips
 I must be gentle, my baby girl's a little rusty
 A little dusty, but most of all, a little musty
 I notice not, we lay together on the lawn
 We lay 'til dawn, I notice her left eye is gone
 We said goodbye and everything turned out alright
 I'll see you again tomorrow night, because I need a
 Girl that make me happy, a girl that make me cry
 A girl that passed away back in 1985
 A girl I plan to marry, a girl I plan to wed
 A girl that I can choke because my baby is already dead
 Cemetery lady, my cemetery girl
 Cemetery baby, I want you in my world
 Cemetery woman, we can still be down
 You're more than just a corpse to a psychopathic clown
 Cemetery lady, my cemetery girl
 Cemetery baby, I want you in my world
 Cemetery woman, we can still be down
 You're more than just a corpse to a psychopathic clown
 Check it out, bitch!
 If you ain't getting no stank, stank
 Get your asses shoveling
 And dig you up a lil' somthin' somthin'
 Them clammy graveyard bitches
 They down with the clown
 You'll never guess what's up
 You'll never guess what's up
 You'll never guess what's up
 You'll never guess what's up
 You'll never guess what's up
 You'll never guess what's up
 You'll never guess what's up
 My muckin' back blew up
 Girl that make me happy, a girl that make me cry
 A girl that passed away back in 1985
 A girl I plan to marry, a girl I plan to wed
 A girl that I can choke because my baby is already dead
 Cemetery lady, my cemetery girl
 Cemetery baby, I want you in my world
 Cemetery woman, we can still be down
 You're more than just a corpse to a psychopathic clown
 Cemetery lady, my cemetery girl
 Cemetery baby, I want you in my world
 Cemetery woman, we can still be down
 You're more than just a corpse to a psychopathic clown
 A girl that make me happy
 A girl that make me happy
 A girl that make me happy
 A girl that make me happy