Bowling Balls

Friends don't come easily and this I know
 And every time I make one, they say they gotta go
 I wanna talk with people and look em' in the face
 I wanna take em' home and they can stay at my place
 All the talkin', I can do, I would never lie to you
 We take a quick ride, homicide, then I confide in you
 And I can love you, and technically, even though you're dead
 You'll always be around me cuz I'm keeping your head
 I keep heads on shelves everywhere in my cellar
 I even own the melon of a dead fortune teller
 The rotted ones, I keep em' up in fat pickle jars
 And the new ones? We lay on the lawn and look at stars
 It's illegal, I know... but so is smoking weed
 And who the fuck gives a fuck when you have a need?
 I collect human heads fresh up off the neck
 Face, lips, hair, nose, ears, gimme that!
 Faces, people know more than names!
 The hair is there and all the brains!
 Your head would mean so much to me!
 Your head would mean so much to me!
 I won't diss you! You wanna wear a hat, whut?
 How you want your eyelids, open or shut?
 Your head would mean so much to me!
 Your head would mean so much to me!
 Sometimes I put em' in my bowling bag and bring em' to work
 Play with their hair under my desk with my bare foot
 They're like stuffed animals all over the bed
 Human heads, Pam, Jennifer, Hubert, and Ted
 I even put one in the shower, water comes out the mouth
 I kick a few around the yard when I feel like going out
 I blow air in the mouth piece and duct tape it shut
 Bring em' in the pool and their heads'll float up
 I'm not a sicko, yo, though I've had girlfriends
 I even put their make up on and take em' for a spin
 I'm not a murderer like that, not really
 Only every Halloween, the house do look kinda silly
 You know the homeless people that be bothering you for change?
 Almost all of my collection, from them is where they came
 I'm not insane about it, it's just the world is too crowded
 And maybe I'ma do something a-mothafuckin'-bout it
 Faces, people know more than names!
 The hair is there and all the brains!
 Your head would mean so much to me!
 Your head would mean so much to me!
 I won't diss you! You wanna wear a hat, whut?
 How you want your eyelids, open or shut?
 Your head would mean so much to me!
 Your head would mean so much to me!
 I need some therapy to help me deal with this shit
 Dr. Wigglefarmer, I need to make a visit
 He told me heads are normal but I gotta brush their teeth
 So now I'm brushing 4 mouths at a time using my feet
 He also told me to keep them from the dog
 But I already know that, she chew they faces off
 And then Mr. Wigglefarmer asked me for a couple
 I went into my bag and gave him 2 like, "No trouble."
 Now I got some therapy, I'm feeling much better
 I'm happy forever, me and my craniums together
 They all over the house and they roll around the floor
 And if it's got an afro... I use it for a pillow
 I'm ill though, I never shoulda worried anyway
 I shoot head-hoops and don't care what people say
 You can ask Dr. Wigglefarmer for yourself
 He's the 3rd head down, top row, 3rd shelf
 Faces, people know more than names!
 The hair is there and all the brains!
 Your head would mean so much to me!
 Your head would mean so much to me!
 I won't diss you! You wanna wear a hat, whut?
 How you want your eyelids, open or shut?
 Your head would mean so much to me!
 Your head would mean so much to me!
 Faces, people know more than names!
 The hair is there and all the brains!
 Your head would mean so much to me!
 Your head would mean so much to me!
 I won't diss you! You wanna wear a hat, whut?
 How you want your eyelids, open or shut?
 Your head would mean so much to me!
 Your head would mean so much to me!