Bitch I Lied

Bitch, i'm here to tell you i lied
 When i seen that thick-ass it was over
 Nothin else mattered, i ain't even care
 I pulled the rubber off when i stuck it up in there too
 Bitch, i lied to you, this ain't my home
 Kicked in the back door and now we're alone
 I stole the car that i picked you up in
 Plus me and your girl have been f**kin
 Bitch, i lied, everything i said to you
 All steps to land in your bed with you
 My watch is fake, this ain't my coat
 And i sent you letters that my brother wrote for me
 Bitch, i lied, everytime i left town
 I really stayed right here at home
 Dickin hoes down, every penny that you helped my mom
 With went straight to the asian spa, bitch
 [chorus]
 Hey look, i lied and i'm happy for it
 Look how you turned out to be
 You're no prize, no prize
 Hey look, i lied and i'm happy for it
 Look how you turned out to be
 You're no prize, girl, no prize
 Bitch, i lied, i didn't buy you that
 I stole you that, and then i stole it back
 It ain't no mr. right without a mr. wrong
 First, and you f**ked up and met mr. worst
 I f**ked a hooker and left skeet on your backseat
 And kept on and never missed a beat
 And bitch, i lied, my name ain't lance
 I lied my way in and outta your pants
 I never played football for michigan state
 I lied to your neden and it bit the bait
 I never won a medal for winnin a back stroke race
 But bitch, i lied to your face
 I'm the motherf**ker that stole your momma's purse
 And watched you and your daddy blame it on her
 I lied everyday of our lives to your ear holes
 (you look really good when you wear those)
 [chorus]
 Hey look, i lied and i'm happy for it
 Look how you turned out to be
 You're no prize, no prize
 Hey look, i lied and i'm happy for it
 Look how you turned out to be
 You're no prize, girl, no prize
 Bitch, i lied, about so much shit
 Half the shit, i forget
 I tell you new lies to cover the old
 I throw hot new shit on top of the cold
 Flip the script up and talk you blind
 Backwards, re-enactment, rewind
 Tangle the topic, have you blamin you
 For the f**ked up shit i do
 I told you i owned a mcdonald's in thailand
 (and you bought that shit, damn)
 I told you that al pacino was my man
 (and you bought that shit, damn)
 I told you a whole lotta shit cuz i can
 (and you bought that shit, damn)
 You're no brize, bitch, no prize
 [chorus]
 Hey look, i lied and i'm happy for it
 Look how you turned out to be
 You're no prize, no prize
 Hey look, i lied and i'm happy for it
 Look how you turned out to be
 You're no prize, girl, no prize