Birthday Bitches - (Kuma Remix)

Sit down
 Ok everybody it's clown time
 Y'all little motherfuckers shut the fuck up
 The clown is here everybody sit around right here
 I said shut the fuck up
 "Shaggy The Clown" has a present for everybody
 I got your fuckin present hanging next to my nuts
 Now when I'm swinging on my hatchet if it hits you it cuts
 Don't make me chop your head in half and smack the side with the cheek
 because I haven't had my Mederol in almost a week
 Your fuckin mama brought me here to entertain your ass
 so no matter what I'm doing I expect you to laugh
 Now when you see me do a trick and even if it isn't funny
 give me props unless you want your little necks bloody
 I could probably do a cartwheel or something if you move the couch
 but that ain't what I'm fuckin about
 I could sew your mouth shut and pump air in through your nose
 and fuckin pop your head but we'd get blood on our clothes
 Look I'm a wicked clown I ain't no fuckin superhero
 ain't that big and scary though I fight like little Rey Mysterio
 I'm quick to beat down all you little bitches right in front of your mom
 and if the bitch gets heated tell her bring it on
 Oh shit it's your birthday
 Oh no it isn't
 It's somebody's birthday
 Oh no it isn't
 Oh shit it's your birthday
 Oh no it isn't
 It's your birthday
 Sit the fuck down or it's everybody's birthday
 Shut the fuck up
 Oh shit it's your birthday
 Oh no it isn't
 It's somebody's birthday
 Oh no it isn't
 Oh shit it's your birthday
 Oh no it isn't
 It's your birthday
 It ain't mine mutha facko!