Basehead Attack

So there I was watchin' Sanford & Son, workin' the graveyard shift
 At the party store, rollin' a spliff
 In behind the glass I see crackheads all night
 But tonight the moon is red and shit ain't feelin' so right
 My first sighte was a basehead tryin' to break into my car
 In plain view too, I ran out with a crowbar
 Hammered it across his cranium, he fell over dead
 But no blood, only dust, he's a fuckin' basehead
 Here comes another one jumpin' out of a tree
 But I ain't even have to move, he missed by like 20 feet
 He slammed down on the pavement, I quickly started kicking
 Beat him with the crowbar till he finally stopped twitching
 Looked behind me, seen another zombie in the register
 I'm used to shoo'in' em off from beggin' from the customers
 But now I gotta reach up under the seat and grab the hand-ax
 Whipped it from there and stuck it into his back
 THE ATTACK OF THE BASEHEADS!
 They on a mission
 They always on the hunt for something
 They always missin'
 THE ATTACK OF THE BASEHEADS!
 Every city, every town
 They always on the hunt for something
 Never to be found
 THE ATTACK OF THE BASEHEADS!
 They on a mission
 They always on the hunt for something
 They always missin'
 THE ATTACK OF THE BASEHEADS!
 Every city, every town
 They always on the hunt for something
 Never to be found
 Goddammit, it's 2 more in the cooler once I'm back in the sto'
 Pull my hand-ax out that back and then attack him some mo'
 I charged but he busted me in the head with a Pepsi
 No effect, I left him shakin' on the floor like epilepsy
 With they necks severed, fuckin' zombies for rocks
 Another jumped my back and we went thru the glass into the parking lot
 He tried to kill me, he told me "Gimmie some change!"
 All diggin' in my ear for it and shit... deranged!
 I grabbed him by his head and tried to yank it to the left to break his neck
 But his head spun all the way around and that was fuckin' it
 I was outta there, I seen another comin' out the grave
 Zombies, beggin' for change!
 I'm fuckin' swingin' at em, knock they chin off their face
 But they still comin' at me, hands out, they wanna base
 They must think my white eyeballs are giant crack rocks
 I gotta slap em' out they funky ass socks... help me!
 THE ATTACK OF THE BASEHEADS!
 They on a mission
 They always on the hunt for something
 They always missin'
 THE ATTACK OF THE BASEHEADS!
 Every city, every town
 They always on the hunt for something
 Never to be found
 THE ATTACK OF THE BASEHEADS!
 They on a mission
 They always on the hunt for something
 They always missin'
 THE ATTACK OF THE BASEHEADS!
 Every city, every town
 They always on the hunt for something
 Never to be found
 They don't have a brain left behind they empty eyes
 They want crack, rocka, coca and they buzzin' like flies
 You might pull the arm off em' if you try to shake they hand
 Cuz their souls been gone, it's just a shell of a man
 Walkin' around lookin' for rock anyway they can get it
 Even if you got AIDS, them dirty bitches let you hit it
 And you still gettin' something worse than you already got
 I seen one catch one in the head, not even know he got shot
 It was crack smoke blowing out the side of his head
 He put a champagne cork in the hole and that was it
 Basehead zombies, millions of em and more
 With the steam roller, roll em' over flat on the floor
 Their like dead ass bodies walkin' around without the ghost
 With no clue where they fuckin' headed but the rock roast
 Opportunities were given, they let em' all pass
 Now they themselves ain't worth the shit out they ass
 THE ATTACK OF THE BASEHEADS!
 They on a mission
 They always on the hunt for something
 They always missin'
 THE ATTACK OF THE BASEHEADS!
 Every city, every town
 They always on the hunt for something
 Never to be found
 THE ATTACK OF THE BASEHEADS!
 They comin' for your goods
 Simultaneously
 In 50, 000 neighborhoods
 THE ATTACK OF THE BASEHEADS!
 They comin' out the dark
 And they comin' for you
 They wanna pull out your heart
 And smoke it
 THE ATTACK OF THE BASEHEADS!
 They on a mission
 They always on the hunt for something
 They always missin'
 THE ATTACK OF THE BASEHEADS!
 Every city, every town
 They always on the hunt for something
 Never to be found
 THE ATTACK OF THE BASEHEADS!
 They on a mission
 They always on the hunt for something
 They always missin'
 THE ATTACK OF THE BASEHEADS!
 Every city, every town
 They always on the hunt for something
 Never to be found