3 Rings

"Is this on?"
 "Gather round my wealthy friends
 And endure the horrifying sights
 Only your worst nightmares can produce
 Actual human beings of a deformed nature
 Come at once
 And come and enduldge yourself
 In our own twisted amusement of
 Another's misfortune
 Yes, ladies and gentlemen
 Enter our three ring show of freaks"
 [Violent J]
 Ring one, a dung a dung dung
 My name's Violent J and I staple my tongue
 To the desk in school then I run down the hall
 Scaring the shit out of all y'all bitches
 Which is why you don't invite mine to your parties
 Just cause I don't look like everybody
 I guess they're bunch of richboys, bitchboys
 Scary, bluuuuuah!
 And what's the big deal about my neck
 Just because now and then I like to let it stretch
 Up a couple feet to get a better sight
 Is that any reason to scream and run in fright
 No, so, now how ya gonna act?
 So what if I got another arm growing out of my back
 I guess I'm just another freak show thing
 And now they got me in the three ri-ii-ii-ing
 [Chorus (2x)]
 Three ring a ding a ding ding
 People love to point and stare
 Three ring a ding a ding ding
 It's the same as everywhere
 [Shaggy 2 Dope]
 Ring two, how do you do?
 I'm Shaggy 2 Dope, chicken-faced bitch, who?
 You don't try to front ho
 Try to play me out just cause I'm running with the sideshow
 So maybe there's a leg growing out my neck
 But don't jet baby, heh, not yet
 I'm popping in like a pound of lead
 Black n blue, his next roll and drop me on my head
 Oh shit, I knew I had to fuck up my circuits
 Cause when I was two my momma left me at the circus
 Abandoned at the carnival with the freak shows
 Like batboy, hermaphrodites and old man crow
 But then I escaped to the ghetto zone
 Started a crew of my own, motherfucker, I'm not alone
 So don't be stickin your finger in my face skank
 Or your stomach might receive a shank from the...
 [Chorus (2x)]
 "I certainly hope your enjoy yourselves
 Here at our three ring exhibit
 But to be honest I really don't see
 What's so fucking funny about it
 These fucking people are real!"
 [Both]
 Ring three, the ICP
 Look if you want but I wouldn't lay a hand on me
 That's how you get fucked up
 We'll squeeze your windpipe shut
 [Violent J]
 Yo, I'm a nerd word, I drink from the bird
 Half Snake woman kick my love to the cuuuuuuurb
 She busted into my tent, now I'm fucked
 Had the fat bearded lady in the butt, uh
 [Shaggy 2 Dope]
 Fuck that, bitch, suck that
 I was born with a wang but I never had a nut sac
 Just two balls hanging with no protection soooooooo
 I move real careful and slow
 [Violent J]
 You can call me a weirdo, call me a freak
 Call me Don Knots cuz I'm getting on it every week, uh
 [Shaggy 2 Dope]
 So come see the carnival and throw me your change, bitch
 I chill with the three rings
 [Chorus(2x)]
 "Well, that's it
 I hope you're satisfied
 I hope you had a good time
 You fucking heartless bastards
 You saw what you wanted
 So grab your fucking kids
 And that fat flop of shit wife of yours
 And get the fuck out of our circus tent
 You cold-hearted sons of bitches
 You think they look fucked up
 Just wait till I kick your
 Fucking lips in a couple times
 You'll be sittin up here like a bitch
 And we'll laughing at your folded ass
 They'll call you lumpy
 After I done put knots
 All over your fuckin forehead
 Yeah, hey, hey little boy, come here
 How'd you like it if I tied your neck in a knot
 You fucking little bitch
 Come here, I'll shove that
 Fucking corn dog up your ass
 Get the fuck out of here
 Show's fucking over
 Get the fuck out of here
 You fucking heartless bastards"