Betty Brown's Mother

I love Betty Brown's mother
 I hope it's not against the law
 I just love Betty Brown's mother
 Though she is my mother-in-law
 No I've never been unfaithful
 I've been a one woman man
 Now I don't want to sound ungrateful
 but I'd like to extend my family plan
 I love Betty Brown's mother
 I hope it's not against the law
 I just love Betty Brown's mother
 Though she is my mother-in-law
 I know this is a risky business
 and I dare not upset the wife
 The older woman it pleases
 To the younger's a danger in life
 I love Betty Brown's mother
 I hope it's not against the law
 I just love Betty Brown's mother
 Though she is my mother-in-law
 'When Betty Brown hear this sound
 she's gonna think I'm a clown
 and I don't want fo' she to put me down
 But I had to bring myself around to tell her'