Home Before You Know It

Fran, you know the drill.
 Now, look, if anything goes wrong -
 I know you think it never will,
 But if it does,
 They know next door
 You're here alone.
 Now Fran, you're free and clear,
 We got the fences fixed already,
 So while we're out with the steer,
 You should be fine.
 And if you're not,
 Pick up the phone.
 You know there's room for you to come,
 Although, I take it back, there's not.
 We got the cow, we got the kids,
 And then the tent, which I forgot.
 We better get out on the road
 Before the trailer gets too hot,
 But we'll be home before you know.
 We'll be home before you notice that we're gone.
 Three days isn't very long,
 And so if anything goes wrong,
 Just hold on tight -
 The end's in sight -
 And we'll be home.
 What? I'm gonna drive!
 I do not think so, Michael. Last year, you said
 When I was sixteen,
 I could drive...
 And I'm sixteen!
 Right now I am talking to You gonna go back on
 Your mother! your Word?
 Come on! I drive
 Michael, get the lunch! Better'n you.
 What did I say? I tell you now -
 Go get the Lunch! I won't be squeezin' in the middle
 Jesus! I'm not squeezin' in the middle!
 I've got to move it out right now
 I don't have time to sit and wait, How 'bout if I just
 We get a worse spot in the stall Drive the last mile?
 For every minute that we're late! So we can come in that
 And I can see by how you're lookin' Fair in style?
 That you think it's really great Oh!
 That we'll be home before you know it. I can't believe this.
 We'll be home
 And then I won't do this again.
 Year sure, you're laughin' at me now,
 When I got two kids and a cow
 I gotta show
 We gotta go
 Then we'll be home.
 Sweetheart, it's Mom.
 Why does he have to be a jerk?
 I'm sorry you got upset with Dad,
 But you've worked so hard with Steve.
 All you have to do now is go to Indianapolis...
 So he can win Steer of the Year.
 Why do you have to sound like him?
 Why do you have to say what he says?
 You don't care about the farm.
 Carolyn. This could be your college education right here.
 You should have made him stay in Italy
 Then I could be Italian
 And you could be happy
 And I wouldn't have to marry a farmer.
 You don't have to marry a farmer.
 Nobody asks me what I want!
 Carolyn!
 Ti amo, mama. Coming!
 You'll be OK here, right?
 I've got a book I want to read, I've got new recipes to try,
 Or I might just spend 3 days sitting here and staring at the sky,
 But I can't get out of this kitchen 'till you finally say goodbye,
 And you'll be home before I know it.
 Ok then, we'll see you Thursday.
 You'll be home before I notice that you're gone.
 We'll call from the road. All right, here we go!
 You'll be home before I know it.