I Shall Scream

Mr. Bumble, I shall scream
 No, you wouldn't, heigh-ho
 If I wanted something special
 Then you couldn't say "No"
 Did I nearly catch you smiling?
 Yes, I did, and it's beguiling
 If your hand is close, I'll press it
 Yes, you like it, come confess it!
 Yes, you do
 No, I don't
 Yes, you do!
 I shall scream! I shall scream!
 'Til they hasten to my rescue, I shall scream
 Since there's nobody that's near us
 Who can see us, or can hear us?
 If I ask you can I kiss you
 Say what will my pretty miss do?
 I shall scream, scream, scream!
 If I pinch you one pinch
 From your shy protective shell
 Can I un-inch you one inch?
 Will my blinthesome, buxum beauty
 Let her suitor do his duty?
 Thou his lap ain't very large, dear
 Sit upon it, there's no charge, dear
 Will you sit?
 No, I shan't
 Will you sit?
 I shall scream! I shall scream!
 For the safety of my virtue I shall scream
 Thou' your knee is rather cozy
 See my cheeks are getting rosy
 You would have me in your power
 If I sat here for an hour
 I shall scream, scream, scream!
 You're a naughty bad man
 If you think I can't be proper
 Prim and haughty, I can
 And you'll pardon if I mention
 You must state your true intention
 Is there not another room here?
 No!
 If there were a bride and groom here, would there be?
 Well, there might
 We shall see
 I shall scream! I shall scream!
 At the thought of what you're thinking, I shall scream!
 You will wonder where the scream went
 When we come to an agreement
 As my lovey-dovey is chubby
 Could she love a chubby hubby?
 I shall scream, Mr. Bumble!
 I shall scream, Bumble-Wumble!
 I shall scream, scream
 What now?
 Scream