Welcome to Bushwhackers

Good evening ladies and gentlemen and welcome to
 Bushwhackers. It's game night, thieves against guns. Have a ball
 I used to drink a lot
 I used to smoke a lot, still do
 So what? What's it to you?
 And that's the way I'm gonna be
 I used to scream a lot
 I used to fight a lot, still do
 Why not? Boohoo
 That's just the way I'm built to be
 Nobody tells me what to say, nobody tells me what to do
 So if you're feeling froggy I'll slap you black and blue
 Nobody tells me I can't talk, nobody tells me I can't walk
 And if you try and put them cuffs on
 me you're gonna wake up lined in chalk
 Girls used to jump on me
 When I was 23, they still do
 That's right, I repeat, they still do
 Ain't got a thing to prove to you
 What goes around comes around
 Goes around, straight on down
 So take your best shot and pray you knock me cold
 Only way, you'll ever shake me
 Nobody tells me what to say, nobody tells me what to do
 So if you're feeling froggy I'll slap you black and blue
 Nobody tells me I can't talk, nobody tells me I can't walk
 And if you're dumb enough to swing on
 me, I'm gonna knock your block right off
 Nobody tells me what to say, nobody tells me what to do
 And if you're feeling lucky, son, I'm gonna stomp all over you
 Nobody tells me I can't talk, nobody tells me I can't walk
 And if one more time you stinkeye me, I'm gonna stuff you in a box
 Me, I was born this way
 Might even die someday if I want
 Ha ha, yeah, we'll see
 (Nope)
 What happens in between, don't blame me
 You may think I don't care
 That ain't the case, I swear, 'cause I do
 About me, just don't care about you
 That's the way I'll always be
 Nobody tells me what to say, nobody tells me what to do
 I drank your bar tab dry last night and I clipped your wallet too
 Think you can tell me what to say, think you can tell me what to do
 But here's a news flash for you 'cause I took your Mary Lou
 Oh hell, not Mary Lou
 She was gon' be my niece