Subaru Crosstrek XV

I just bought a Subaru Crosstrek
 I woulda bought a Lambo', but I'm not quite there yet
 Sometimes I get drunk and I forget what day it is
 I wish that I was skinnier, but I love sandwiches
 One time I tried to burn sage to clear the vibes
 Then the smoke alarm went off and my ex-girl cried
 She cried for a bunch of other reasons, I-
 (I'm never going back to Four Seasons)
 I wish that I was friends with Drake
 So I can dig through his trash and have a yard sale today
 Damn, I wish my name wasn't Frank, fuck!
 I wish it was Blake
 I learned a lot from my dad
 Like how to yell a lot and make a car go fast
 I wish that I was in the league
 I'm a number one pick with two bad knees, go
 I just bought a Subaru Crosstrek
 I just bought a Subaru Crosstrek
 We're both very reliable
 Got in a couple accidents
 I just bought a Subaru Crosstrek
 I woulda bought a Lambo', but I'm not quite there yet
 I just bought a Subaru Crosstrek
 I woulda bought a Bentley, but I'm not quite there yet
 What's the point of being cool?
 Cut your hair and get a job like the rest of us do
 Don't play guitar in the park and just sit
 If I hear another G chord, I'm breaking your shit
 Nothing like a Subaru Crosstrek
 Suspension is soft as a cute lil' baby neck
 My clique orders club salads
 And look like they all sing ballads
 I could have bought a Lambo' happily
 But the insurance is high, and I kinda want a family
 Why does dad have a Lambo?
 He was insecure about himself, son, let it go
 Nothing like fighting another man
 'Cause he cut me off in traffic and my morning started bad
 I'm glad that his kids got to see that his dad's a giant prick
 And that he got what he needs
 Nothing like crying in a Subaru Crosstrek
 Life is an abyss half filled with sadness
 My ex-girl's grandpa invented pinball
 He had a lot of time on his hands
 I just bought a Subaru Crosstrek
 I woulda bought a Lambo', but I'm not quite there yet
 I just bought a Subaru Crosstrek
 I woulda bought a Bentley, but I'm not quite there yet
 I just bought a Subaru Crosstrek
 I woulda bought a Lambo', but I'm not quite there yet
 I just bought a Subaru Crosstrek
 I woulda bought a Bentley, but I'm not quite there yet
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 Hey, guys!
 Have you heard about the all new Subaru Crosstrek
 With a new suspension package?
 If you buy one, you'll be riding smooth in no time
 It also came with a trailer hitch, but it's only four cylinders
 So you probably shouldn't tow anything
 My dad says that messes up the transmission