Romeo & Juliet

It feels so good
 Oh, that's my shit right there
 That's the ticket
 Give me the ticket
 Give it to me baby
 You know it
 I'm too emotional
 Good luck to my future wives and their future lives without me
 You guys will do great
 I'm sure that I've prepared you for every guy you'll date
 And every guy you'll marry
 And every guy you'll hate
 It's the lullabies I sang out of tune thats probably what did it
 Or my twin size mattress that I had since I was seven
 That we have to sleep on whenever she spends the night
 And if she falls off again she'll find another guy to like
 We're just Romeo & Juliet
 But getting drunk and eating percocets
 But just to ease the stress
 But soft what light, the yonder window breaks
 It is the east, but Juliet just puked off the balcony
 How romantic
 Nothing like getting drunk and getting manic
 On a mother fucking Monday
 I-I brush the bangs behind her lovely little ear
 As she describes in detail how the end is truly near, wow
 And I'm sure that we can do this for forever
 Or until we drink the poison, 'cause she sees some cloudy weather
 As Rosaline, lies in bed, seething, wide awake
 Because a burning love for Juliet only took a day
 And if Romeo & Juliet continued to be married
 Then there's half of a chance
 That their kids would get embarrassed
 When all the kids at school all talk about their parents
 And Romeo Jr. has to say their not together and
 Junior will dream of the day when he's a man
 And what he'll do to avoid that 50 percent chance
 Of his kids feeling the way he feels
 He'll probably just stick with the Netflix and chill
 Dear Shakespeare
 Could you write happy ending please?
 Could you write a happy ending please?
 We just deserve a happy ending please, please
 And every sting from every tear drop
 From every ring at every pawn shop
 I'm not missing both my Christmas'
 Though family would be nice
 In my dreams my kids are happy
 And I know that they won't mind
 One Christmas
 Just one Christmas
 Just one Christmas
 Just one Christmas
 But dear mom
 Conversations from a couch have never felt the same
 Since you looked dad in the eyes
 And you told him that things are about to change
 My mom was made from Adam's rib
 And the marriage went south
 And the snake came back and asked my mother out to dinner
 And my dad found out
 And asked my mom what that's about
 And she said, "Oh, it's nothing"
 But dad loves to shout, really loud
 Loud enough to knock the lamps and dressers to the ground
 In my memory, I can hear
 Chopin's Nocturnes playing in the background
 A slow train wreck, you'll close your eyes
 But forever hear the sound
 And boy it's tough
 'Cause that's the sound of people falling out of love