Mario & Link

Hello there
 It's Frank
 And this song is dedicated to Mario and Link
 Due to their undying perseverance
 Which I'm not sure I should do the same, but
 Mario's never getting some
 And Link's never getting some
 So why would princesses love me
 I'm not really making moves
 I'm just kinda breathing
 I work at fucking pizza places just so I keep eating
 That's the type of shit
 To make me go and smoke a fucking pack of smokes a day
 That's the type of shit to make me ask my father "Are you okay?"
 That's the type of shit to make me buy a flask for twenty five
 And fill it up with Taka Vodka, only four ninety nine
 That's the type of shit to make me write a song and fucking pray
 That this one's better than the one that I wrote yesterday
 Or yesteryear
 Yes sir please
 Let me get the recipe
 To not being broke
 Fuck, I'd really love to be a king, but Mario and Link
 Should show that perseverance is not the end all to everything
 The princess in a hallway and a robe
 I asked if you liked coffee and scones
 And she said "No."
 But, I just killed a fucking Dragon though
 With this sword that I made from the words of my soul
 I just killed a fucking Dragon, though
 I just killed a fucking Dragon though
 But it's whatever
 I don't even care that much