I Want a Dog

I really want a dog
 And a wife who loves
 To talk about the day she had
 I want a house that's on a street, that's on a hill
 In a community with other people just like me
 I want a kid that plays guitar
 And he'd be a prodigy at the age of 3
 But he'll just give me lessons when he's 6
 I want my dog to fucking talk
 And tell me that she's very very proud of me
 And that I've worked very very hard
 No I just want a dog
 I just want a dog
 I just want a dog' dog' dog
 No I just want a dog
 I just want a dog
 I just want a dog' a dog, dog
 And I want my dog to be in films
 My son would also star in them
 And I would just direct, and I'd produce
 My wife would have a lot to do
 Like talk to record label A&R's
 Because she would be a famous singer too
 I forgot to mention that my films would be great
 You'd be amazed and also touched inside
 Like The Blindside starring Sandra Bullock
 I came here for the dream
 And I will not leave without it
 No frank, you just want a dog
 You just want a dog
 You just want a dog
 You just want a dog
 No, I thought you want a dog
 All you want is a dog
 All you want is a dog, dog' dog
 And I want nothing but the best
 Better than anyone has had yet
 The wife, the kid and the dog
 I want my kid to change the world
 And my wife to cure disease
 I want my dog to fucking talk
 And not only just to me
 I want the life I've never had
 And I want only just to laugh
 And I want stimulation every second and a half
 I want the world to fucking see that I am someone to respect
 Even when I'm lying cold, cross-armed in a chest
 You know I really want a dog
 And a wife who loves
 To talk about the day that she had
 I want a house that's on a street, that's on a hill
 In a community with other people just like me
 I want the life I've never had
 I want only just to laugh
 And I want stimulation every second and a half
 I want the world to fucking see that I am someone to respect
 Even when I'm lying cold, cross-armed in a chest
 No I just want a dog, dog, dog
 I just want a dog, dog, dog
 I just want a dog, dog, dog
 I just want a dog, a dog