Quark, Strangeness & Charm

Einstein was not a handsome fellow
 Nobody ever called him Al
 He had a long moustache to pull on, it was yellow
 I don't believe he ever had a girl
 One thing he missed out in his theory
 Of time and space and relativity
 Is something that makes it very clear
 He was never gonna score like you and me
 He didn't know about
 Quark, Strangeness and Charm
 Quark, Strangeness and Charm
 Quark, Strangeness and Charm
 I had a dangerous liaison
 To have been found out would've been a disgrace
 We had to rendezvous some days on
 The corner of an undiscovered place
 We got sick of chat chat chatter
 And the look upon everybody's face
 But all that doesn't not anti-matter now
 We've found ourselves a black hole out in space
 And we're talking about
 Quark, Strangeness and Charm
 Quark, Strangeness and Charm
 Quark, Strangeness and Charm
 Copernicus had those Renaissance ladies
 Crazy about his telescope
 And Galileo had a name that made his
 Reputation higher than his hopes
 Did none of those astronomers discover
 While they were staring out into the dark
 That what a lady looks for in her lover
 Is Charm, Strangeness and Quark
 And we're talking about
 Quark, Strangeness and Charm
 Quark, Strangeness and Charm
 Quark, Strangeness and Charm