Happily Unemployed

Smoked Salmon And Champagne
 Know Nothing 'bout The Prices
 I Don't Know What A Crisis
 Bad Luck? A Stuffy Nose?
 A Headache Or Stress?
 Take Some Wip Express
 I'm Happily Unemployed
 Jobless But Paranoid
 They Might Have Work For Me
 The Doctor Says I'm Seeing Ghosts
 Lots Of Leisure Time
 Don't You Think It's Magic
 Some People Find It Tragic
 All Royal Families
 They Must Feel Pretty Useless
 65 And Toothless
 Not Me I'm Busy Now
 When I Don't Sleep I Fool Around
 Only In The Congo Work Is, You Might Have Heard
 A 1 2 3 Four Letter Word
 The Problem Is The Congo Is Too Far Away
 And Maybe I Won't Get My Sleep Out Every Day
 Or Money For My Big Bouvier
 My Chevrolet
 I Better Stay
 It Would Be Very Stupid If I Went Away
 I'm Happily Unemployed
 Jobless But Paranoid
 They Might Have Work For Me
 The Doctor Says I'm Seeing Ghosts
 Well 2 Or 3, But I Don't Care
 I'm A Flat Broke Millionaire
 Thanks To Wellfare
 Hoi!!