Drunkmusik

99 bottles of beer on the wall
 99 bottles of beer
 If one of those beers should happen to fall
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 Drunk music. Wild out, get crunk to it
 Trunk music. Guerilla funk influenced
 Drink til you earl, smoke til you cough
 Dance all night til your legs fall off
 Man, its drunk music. Wild out, get crunk to it
 Trunk music. Puerto Rican rum influenced
 Drink til you earl, smoke til you choke
 I'm finnah fuck all night, until my dick is broke
 Pouring Alize & Tanqueray
 Beat science; bang away
 400 shades of gray
 Street violence every day
 Cyanide rise above all the fake love
 Intoxicating music - more potent if you take drugs
 This the equivalent of: 8 dubs of kind bud
 30 acid sheets, Twenty 64oz jugs of red rum
 6 vials of crack, 2 packs of squares
 50 ex tabs & a 5th of yac
 And that's just Side A, flip to Side B
 Its like you snuck in the club wit no I.D
 Meet ya boy at the stage, drinks on me
 Grab mics and wet crowds like a real OG
 Yo, its not by chance how I got em in a trance
 Percolator? Maaaan, its time for the Humpty Dance
 Y'all ain't ready - I steady advance
 Cuz the top aint the top, man
 I just cant stop, man
 Drunk music. Wild out, get crunk to it
 Trunk music. Guerilla funk influenced
 Drink til you earl, smoke til you cough
 Dance all night til your legs fall off
 Man, its drunk music. Wild out, get crunk to it
 Trunk music. Puerto Rican rum influenced
 Drink til you earl, smoke til you choke
 Im finnah fuck all night, until my dick is broke
 99 bottles of beer, its models in here
 Lookin like a fuckin brothel in here
 I parked in the rear, came thru the back
 VIP status, my name like crack
 Griffen epidemic spreading - get infected
 Right on cue, the DJ played my record
 Be my long lost, Move like a crime boss
 Time cost money, sonny - I'm tryna ride off
 Makin the dash, skatin wit cash
 Dance flo swole, baby shakin that ass
 Watch yaself, show me what you workin wit
 I stay in bitches heads like a permanent
 Any spot: Im earnin it
 Bend a blunt: Im burnin it
 Set this muthafucka off like LA when the verdict hit
 Double shots to the face in the place to be
 I must be whiskey, the way these ladies chasin me
 Drunk music. Wild out, get crunk to it
 Trunk music. Guerilla funk influenced
 Drink til you earl, smoke til you cough
 Dance all night til your legs fall off
 Man, its drunk music. Wild out, get crunk to it
 Trunk music. Puerto Rican rum influenced
 Drink til you earl, smoke til you choke
 I'm finnah fuck all night, until my dick is broke
 Metaphoric moonshine
 Straight up like noon time
 Behind every fortune is a true crime
 Check the Method
 Charley T, better than expected
 Drinkin on the job, I 12 half-stepped it
 I'm at the bar, feelin warm, gettin scarred
 Sippin some shit so ill, they serve it in a jar
 I'm seein double, I'm talkin to twins
 Every time I ask a question, they respond in unison
 Hit the bathroom - that liquor catchin up
 4th stall - earlin up my guts
 Now, the party really startin
 Gimme a bottle of that dark Remy Martin
 Every night is new years - cause for celebration
 You're breathin homie - that's cause for celebration
 The sun came up, man - cause for celebration
 Bangin, platinum certification, drankin
 Drunk music. Wild out, get crunk to it
 Trunk music. Guerilla funk influenced
 Drink til you earl, smoke til you cough
 Dance all night til your legs fall off
 Man, its drunk music. Wild out, get crunk to it
 Trunk music. Puerto Rican rum influenced
 Drink til you earl, smoke til you choke
 I'm finnah fuck all night, until my dick is broke
 Drunk music. Wild out, get crunk to it
 Trunk music. Guerilla funk influenced
 Drink til you earl, smoke til you cough
 Dance all night til your legs fall off
 Man, its drunk music. Wild out, get crunk to it
 Trunk music. Puerto Rican rum influenced
 Drink til you earl, smoke til you choke
 Im finnah fuck all night, until my dick is broke