Full Time Job

I'm a Mother, I'm a lover
 A chef, a referree
 I'm a Doctor and a chauffer, seven days a week
 I ain't asking for a medal, yea, I know you work too
 I'd just like a little credit where credit is due
 It's the hardest gig I've known, I work my fingers to the bone
 Yea, the dishes and the diapers never stop
 Lousy pay, there ain't no 401k
 I know this may come as a shock.
 But this here's a full time job
 Well I'm takin' a vacation
 I could use a little fun
 I'll be sippin' on the silence
 And soaking up the sun
 I'm leavin' you my apron
 You can try it on for size
 You said there's nothing to it
 So I'm sure you'll be fine
 It's the hardest gig I've known, I work my fingers to the bone
 Yea, the dishes and the diapers never stop
 Lousy pay, there ain't no 401k
 I know this may come as a shock but this here's a full time job
 In a day or maybe two
 You'll be changing your tune
 By then you'll be ready to drop.
 Working my full time job
 This here's a full time job