California Girls

I ain't never had a problem with California
 There's a lot of good women, Sacramento to Corona
 But them Hollywood types after a while wear on you
 Struttin' around in their size zeros
 Skinny little girls, no meat on their bones
 Never even heard of George Jones
 Ain't you glad we ain't all California girls?
 Ain't you glad there's still a few of us left
 That know how to rock your world?
 Ain't afraid to eat fried chicken and dirty dance to Merle
 Ain't you glad we ain't all California girls?
 There ain't nothing wrong with plastic surgery
 Well, Dolly Parton never looked so good to me
 Everybody ought to be exactly who they want to be
 But that Paris Hilton gets under my skin
 With her big fake smile and her painted on tan
 She'll never have a chance at a real man
 Ain't you glad we ain't all California girls?
 Ain't you glad there's still a few of us left
 That know how to rock your world?
 Ain't afraid to eat fried chicken and dirty dance to Merle
 Ain't you glad we ain't all California girls?
 Ain't you glad we ain't all California girls?
 Ain't you glad there's still a few of us left
 That know how to rock your world?
 Ain't afraid to eat fried chicken and dirty dance to Merle
 Ain't you glad we ain't all California girls?
 Ain't you glad we ain't all California girls?